guitarded

When someone has played their guitar or bass guitar to the point that they are completely 'played out', or brain dead.

How you feel after playing an extra long set or gig.

"Man we've been jammin for six and a half hours. I'm guitarded."

Some dude at a bar when you just finished your last set and are rollin up for the night-"Hey I love you guys man you really sound great! Say, I play guitar too, and I was wondering if you wanted to jam.

You - "Sorry man, I'm guitarded. Not tonight."

by Mark Ivey July 20, 2008

Guitard

One who sucks at playing guitar.

I totally messed up those chord changes, I'm such a guitard!

by Katie Bustard April 18, 2006

Ryan Guitarre

A male/female that are or have been a major tool bag throughout life

Ryan Guitarre,John Stamos,Mel Gibson

by mada namdur reverse it May 12, 2009

guitarded

One who is incredibly good at Guitar Hero and proud of it, but has never played an actual guitar. Also one who is impressed by Guitar Hero skills yet unimpressed by actual guitar playing.

Guitarded one: Dude! I got five stars on Dragon Force on expert last night!
Normal Human: OK. I played Stairway to Heaven backwards on an actual guitar.
Guitarded One: So....?

by Tomanos December 30, 2007

guitarsehole

An individual, usually a male, who believes that his skills as a rock guitarist entitle him to behave in questionable ways towards others. His sense of self-importance is turned up to eleven, which makes him a less than ideal long-term dating prospect, dining companion, or roommate. Often an emosogynist in his interactions with women, the guitarsehole fares no better with men as he believes that arguing the merits of tube versus transistor amplifiers makes for engaging party conversation.

1. "I used to live with that guitarsehole. He spent more time on his hair than on washing the dishes, wouldn't shut up about the math rock band he had in high school, and was always trying to figure out why he couldn't find a smart enough woman to date."

by lucky wendy August 17, 2008

The GuitarHeroPhenom

The Guitar Hero Phenom is a young kid by the name of Danny Johnson who is widley recognized as the best Guitar Hero Player in the world. In the fact, there is nobody who even comes close to posessing his ability. He has gotten 100% on virtually every song that has ever been on any Guitar Hero or Rockband game, and has the videos to prove it. He has posted at least 50 videos on youtube, where he goes by the name of "GuitarHeroPhenom." In these videos, he utilizes cool editing ticks where the veiwer is able to see his fingers hitting the buttons while they can see the note chart simultaneously. Also, his amazing guitar hero ability has brought him fame, as he has appeared on television and is in the Guinness Book of World Records.

"Yo man, Jameslikecoulter is sick at guitar hero but he's not even close to being as good at The GuitarHeroPhenom"

"Dude, The GuitarHeroPhenom FCed "The Devil Went Down to Georgia". I didn't think that was humanly possible!

by kdsjf891&% June 15, 2009

Guitarthritis

Pains in the fingers or wrists resulting from long periods of guitar (Not guitar HERO, that's for pansies who can't play the actual guitar) playing.

Trevor - Wow my wrists hurt...

Megan - What happened?

Trevor - Nothing, just a bad case of Guitarthritis

by AudioEmu October 17, 2008