Guffitus

A disease which is the result of a large build up of gas, passed on to nearest person, other person starts farting frequently - and whiffing.

Cor Emma.. you've given me your guffitus i can't stop farting, and i whiff!

Oooop, Emma has guffitus again

Oh hell no i've caught Guffitus from you, my word i stink!

by Stacey and emma October 30, 2007

Barry Giffin

Sac of shit that does nothing but play with his tiny little balls all day.

Did you see Barry giffin today? He wouldn’t stop touching himself to small children.

by Hunter Melton August 13, 2019

Giffing

The act of making animated GIFs animations using Photoshop, GIMP or some other graphics editing program.

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I'm giffing Teen Wolf!

by obriens March 10, 2013

gunfingers

When something is 'grimey blad' you show your gunfingers and raise them in a vertical motion

when a grimey tune drops in a club
gunfingers to the ceiling

2sg

by Bruce September 16, 2003

Gruffing

Gruffing is the act of wanking off a homeless man under a bridge. Its a reference to the popular childrens fairy tale the Billy Goats Gruff. Don't think there was any wanking in that though.

"Jimmy's been wearing a sling all week after a particularly vigorous Gruffing session."

by Paddyhahahaha May 11, 2010

Gumfing

Inserting gumballs into the anus.

The ol lady and I tried gumfing last night. She blew bubbles every time she farted

by Cockfat December 24, 2017

Giffin

The enforcer of Murphy's Law; uses heighten senses to lock on to weaker prey, upon locating, pounces and leaves prey vulnerable to attack by other social predators.

A teacher letting juicy gossip be known publicly, concerning a student, while class is in session. Then allowing the other students to inquire, occassionally adding to the drama.

by Lindsay.B January 24, 2005