Guesterbate

The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.

Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."

by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010

Gresser

pronounced "gress-air", to gresser someone means to briskly walk toward a destination, without giving the slightest fuck about anyone or anything else. A true gresser will not wait for you. He (or she) gives zero shits about whether you are standing next to him or not. Sometimes hilarious, sometimes annoying as shit.

Person 1: Hey wait up!
Person 2: **walks away
Person 1: Wow... what a fucking gresser

by Kid Kidlyy April 17, 2014

guessperation

A state that results from a lack of knowledge and time during a multiple-choice test or quiz in which you are forced to guess at random to avoid leaving answers blank.

As time began to run out on a test that Jared had not studied for he found himself in a state of guessperation.

by tbegota April 23, 2010

guessterpolate

When reading values from a table and the value you want to look up does not appear, instead of calculating the value properly using interpolation you guess what the value would be but don't round it off, add a couple of decimal places to make it look legit.

Na, I didn't have time, so I just guessterpolated.

by Robert_the_M00se June 22, 2010

Bitch you guessed it

From the song "u guessed it" feat. 2. Chainz by Og Maco the term "Bitch you guessed it" is pretty much a cocky way of saying you're right.

Paul: "How tall are you?"

Tyrone: "guess."
Paul: "idk 6 foot?"
Tyrone: "Bitch you guessed it"

by Baby Jade April 22, 2016

81 Guesses

A spoken game like 20 Questions. Created by youtube's SharkeyeJones.

The rules are simple.

1. The Guesser is given 81 tries to guess what you're thinking. No questions other than to guess.

2. The Guesser must have knowledge as to what you're thinking or conceivably be able to guess it.

3. If the Guesser correctly guesses, you must take them out for a meal.

Tom has to pay for my meal because I beat him in 81 Guesses.

by ThoughtfulOrange October 28, 2009

Gesser

A word that defines when something is brilliant/amazing.

This picture is Gesser.

I’m having a Gesser afternoon.

by G.Shad February 13, 2022