A word that predominantly is used to substitute the work "Gay" as a negative term. but it my also be a substitute for any other negative swear words.
(ex 1. as gay)

Guy 1: yo man kat and i are going to see my schools play do you want to come?
Guy 2: forget that man thats so guelph

(ex 2. as gay)
Guy 1: yo man its so guelph my mom wont let me take the car out tonight
Guy 2: man that is guelph

(ex 3. as swear word)

Guy 1: yo champ just lit his arm on fire
Guy 2: champ is guelphed in the head

(ex 4. all of the above)

Guy 1: yo man these examples are guelph
by Dudeomon February 22, 2009
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One of the best comprehensive universities in Canada as rated by Macleans Magazine. People who attend this university are usually very calm, cool & collected, down-to-earth hippies, who love their marijuana. It's also a major party school, with wild keggers, and a very open downtown party scene. Downtown Guelph is often affectionately referred to as the G-Spot by the students who attend the university. Guelph is a total university town & students of the University are very friendly & easy to get on with.
Person 1: "Dude those people are so nice!"
Person 2: "yeah! they must be students at University of Guelph"

Person A: "Yo, I can't decide which university to go to! I wanna go where the air is fresh, education is good & people are levelheaded"
Person B: "Then you should definitely go to University of Guelph"
by toobaloodles December 13, 2010
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Ontario university, formed in 1964 by the amalgamation of the Ontario Agricultural College, Ontario Veterinary College and the MacDonald Institute. Although best known for its focus on agriculture and life sciences, Guelph offers a wide range of programs, and has had a high rating in the recent Maclean’s magazine ratings of Canadian universities.
The University of Guelph is an excellent institution for the study of life sciences (and for partying too!).
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Guelph pronounced "Goowelff". The leading Canadian city for producing granola type same sex couples who like to bathe in their outdoor showers while feeding their backyard hens. Mostly gym teachers, these people graduate to careers on the city council so they can vote on how to return the city to the early 1960's. Guelph also has a large Asian community that are not allowed out of the west end. When they do manage to tunnel out, they enjoy acting tough and threaten to "stick you". Whatever the fuck that means.
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Bitch that will screw you over and sleep around with guys or girls for spider plants to hoard.
im going to pulling a guelph whore a.k.a a "Remy" and keep 1000 spider plants
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Murdered 5000 people since opening
Madd is contractually supported by Guelph police service and kill children by the 1000s
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Synonymous with the trade centers collapse and apparent genocide survivorship losses
Help Guelph police service cannabalism causes
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