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Lava Guava

An alcoholic drink created in the dark and dusty dorms of Northeastern University. Comprised of two ingredients, this mixed drink is as dangerous as saying every word of Mo Bamba in a crowded party as a white freshman. Part Orange Guava Passionfruit Juice and part Malibu (it’s exact ratio is kept locked up like my boy Tay-K), this drink is best made with stolen ingredients from a specific dining hall on campus. It’s preferably served chilled in a crusty Dasani water bottle. Made by Eric Weiss, the clown of clowns.
Yo bro, have you tried Lava Guava yet?
by EWeiss September 8, 2019
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Gladius Guavas

Tits that resemble a gladiators sword

Long flat and pointy at the end
She looks like a sword rack with those two gladius guavas hanging there
by Working Class Hero December 30, 2020
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Guava Juice

A Youtuber who is famous for filling his bathtub with popular candies.
Guava Juice filled his bathtub with skittles.
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guavo

When something is so incredibly awesome, so amazingly undescribable, so ridiculously insane/intense/dope/sick/sweet...
It's guavo.
Hooooollllly shit dude did you see that? That fool busted a huge cork 7 and totally kissed the battleship! Thats fucking guavo.
by 7h3 C4p7a1n October 13, 2005
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guava

A particularly fun fruit. Green on the outside, pink on the inside. The Juice is simply marvelous. The fruit is popularly served in halves, and chosen over pear halves.
"Would you care for half a pear?"
"I'd far rather half a guava!"
by Tixen April 4, 2005
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guave

the act of two women abrading their labia majoras together with stimulation resulting from the thrusting of the hips; usually done for sexual gratification.
i love it in soft-core porn when the two chicks guave. i always get a raging boner from a quality guave-sesh.
by Ryan April 25, 2004
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guaving

(gwa-ving) - v. to guave - the act of two or more individuals of the female persuasion abrading their labia majoras together with stimulation resulting from the thrusting of the hips; usually done for sexual gratification.
holy shit, my nizzel, did you see those two beotches guaving? i have a serious boner from that guave-sesh.
by Ryan November 23, 2003
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