garchomp

Arguably the best non-uber Pokemon in the game. The standard Garchomp moveset is:
Garchomp @ Yache Berry
Nature: Adamant/Jolly
EVs: 255 Atk/255 Spe
- Dragon Claw/Outrage
- Earthquake
- Swords Dance
- Fire Fang

With just one swords dance, this Pokemon is capable of OHKOing the vast majority of Pokemon and 2HKOing the rest of them. He has one of the highest attack stats of non-ubers and just enough speed to outrun Pokemon like Salamence, as well as a HP stat that is well above average. He only has two weakness and with a Yache berry, he can even overcome (in many cases) his 4x weakness to ice attacks. If you do not have a reliable Garchomp counter in your team, be prepared to lose a lot of matches, as it is, according to Smogon, the most overused Pokemon in the game. There has even been some debate as to whether he should be considered uber, as he really is that good.

Garchomp is sent out...
"Oh shit, not another Garchomp."

by tasman87 October 13, 2008

Garchomp4110

The best fortnite player.

Garchomp4110 is the best playe.

by TTVGar January 29, 2020

guach

To blow on the clitoris, making a rasberry sound.

I guached Jess last night she moaned all the way through it

by AdvarkMarkFromTheLandOfDark May 9, 2006

Gurch

Gurch replaces any word in a given sentence

You are a filthy GURCH, I am going to GURCH all over your face

by Shlither November 23, 2013

Pulling a Garch

Interrupting a conversation to make a point that is either wildly misguided, completely off-topic, or factually incorrect because you think that you read or heard it somewhere.

Teacher: Let's take a look at this graph that looks like Mickey Mouse
Matthew: Is that a Fourier transformation? A Fourier transform can draw any image using just rotating circ--
Teacher: No. It's a graph that looks like Mickey Mouse.
Warren: Matthew always be pulling a Garch like that.

by Sanjobanjo November 2, 2020

gnarcheese

a 2 piece band from stevenage, england.
consists of very poor guitar playing and mocking of most bands/people/ideas

gnarcheese owns your soul, dude

by sugna December 14, 2003

GWARChive

The GWARChive is a DVD released by the Thrash metal band GWAR.

This DVD contains 16 of the music videos that were released from the year 1990, all the way through the year 2001.
The music video's on this DVD (In Order from 2001-1990 and order on DVD) are:
1. Immortal Corruptor - 2001
2. Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong = From the movie "It's $leazy - 2000
3. Fucking An Animal = This video was the censored version with farm animal noises replacing obscene words the song contained. - 1999
4. Don't Need A Man = This song was sung by "Slymenstra Hymen". - 1998
5. Penguin Attack - 1997
6. Surf Of Syn - = From the movie "Ragnarok" 1996
7. Meat Sandwhich = From the movie "Ragnarok" - 1996
8. Saddam A Go-Go - 1994
9. Jack The World - 1994
10. The Insidious Sililoquy Of Dr. Mr. Mrs. Prof. Skulhed Face = This was taken from the movie "Skulhed Face". - 1994
11. Have You Seen Me? = From the movie "Phallus In Wonderland" - 1992
12. Crack In The Egg = From the movie "Phallus In Wonderland" - 1992
13. Gor-Gor = From the movie "Phallus In Wonderland" - 1992
14. The Road Behind = From the movie "Phallus In Wonderland" - 1992
15. Sick Of You = From The Movie "Live From Antarctica" 1990
16. Cool Place To Park = From the Movie "Live From Antarctica" - 1990

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The DVD also contains extra DVD content such as:

1. Audio Commentary from GWAR on each music video.
2. Outtakes from the Music Video "Immortal Corruptor".
3, Art and Photo Gallery. = Not a slideshow, but a merge of psychodelic colors and artwork with video inside of some of the spaces in between the artwork, shifts from different songs on the DVD as well.
4. Discography. = Announcer names all of the CD's that have songs related to the music videos. Such as "Violence Has Arrived" contains the song "Immortal Corruptor".

I just got the GWARChive DVD today.

I am going to go watch the GWARChive right now.

by A Twisted Illusion September 16, 2008