A Person Whose forehead resembles that of an Engine Guardian off the Game Elder Scrolls. Someone whose speech consists of every racial slur in the game and writes long love letters to egirls.
by Vegetable69 February 15, 2018
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Steve: damn I'm so broke dude I need me a glucose guardian
Dave: man what?
Steve: yeah dude sugar daddy, sugar momma I don't care I just need money
Dave: man what?
Steve: yeah dude sugar daddy, sugar momma I don't care I just need money
by Youngmagi December 1, 2016
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This theory states that any male who has participated, or is currently participating in the sport of colorguard, becomes 1,000 times more attractive than he normally would be. For example, a male who is usually considered a 4 would become a 4,000 on the hot scale. Although it has not been scientifically proven, many consider this theory to be law.
Girl 1: ohmygod Jessica that guy is HOT!
Jessica: I heard he does colorguard.
Girl 1: really?!?! he’s a 10,000 on the hot scale now *lovesick sigh*
Jessica: classic Guardicus Manicus.
Jessica: I heard he does colorguard.
Girl 1: really?!?! he’s a 10,000 on the hot scale now *lovesick sigh*
Jessica: classic Guardicus Manicus.
by klancecanonking June 27, 2018
Get the Guardicus Manicus mug.A Guardian Bell is a small metal bell that attaches onto a motorcycle to ward off evil spirits. Guardian Bells have more of an effect when given as a gift.
"Legend has it that evil road spirits have been latching onto motorcycles for as long as bikes have been on the road. These spirits are responsible for mechanical problems and bad luck on a journey.
Legend goes on to say that, by attaching a guardian bell to your bike, the evil spirits will become trapped inside the guardian bell. There, the constant ringing will drive them insane, making them lose their grip until they fall to the ground."
Legend goes on to say that, by attaching a guardian bell to your bike, the evil spirits will become trapped inside the guardian bell. There, the constant ringing will drive them insane, making them lose their grip until they fall to the ground."
by ZorbaDaSwampMonster May 28, 2008
Get the Guardian Bell mug.Hilal Khan and Sajjad Siddiqui are officially 'The Guardianz'. They cause a mixture of mass 'pwnage' and destruction both in the real world and as gamers.
"Woah! We just got owned by The Guardianz! It has been an honor."
"Quit that game! The Guardianz are playing.."
"Quit that game! The Guardianz are playing.."
by Hilal K. January 1, 2009
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A Ryan guarantee is worth 90% of an actual guarantee
A Ryan guarantee is worth 90% of an actual guarantee
by AaronFromTheBlock January 18, 2020
Get the Ryan Guarantee mug.Blind Guardian is the best modern metal band this side of Iced Earth. Their music kicks major ass and they have consistently turned out quality albums without selling out like many band do. When Hansi Kürsch (The lead singer) and Jon Schaffer (Iced Earth frontman) created the Demons and Wizards albums, it was the most kickass sounding side project ever.
by Set Abominae March 15, 2007
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