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GTFOFBWTS

GTFOFBWTS quite explicitly stands for 'Get The Fuck Off FaceBook With That Shit'.

Generally considered a lazy but wise response to a social-networking status of some idiot that no one gives a fuck about, or their sad little WEB 2.0 existence.

Long live the peaceful ignorance of ta interwebz.2.0.break
Idiot's status: "Oh my God I just have to fucking quit my job."
So-called-social-networking-*friend*'s comment "But when we spoke in the real world you said you were gonna stick it out?"

Idiot's status: "It's T+4 minutes and I really have to leave my job. And... Scratch my arse. And the cat's arse."
So-called-social-networking-*friend*'s comment "GTFOFBWTS"

Idiot's status: "Idiot is wondering what's the best size of CD case to scratch a cat's arse with cos y'know that's perfectly normal and must be very interesting to the rest of the world so c'mon plz help me now ur all my real friends not just avatars 'n' emails or some twat friend of a friend I met once when pissed."
So-called-social-networking-*friend*'s comment "GTFOFBWTS"

So-called-social-networking-*friend*'s status: Thank fuck for CTRL+V.
by OriginalDevianti June 19, 2009
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GTFOOB

Acronym that stands for "Get The Fuck Out of Bed."
Hey, quit being lazy and GTFOOB!
by maggerz November 7, 2017
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GTFOTFBC

Hey, girls, stop talking about personal stuff and GTFOTFBC.
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gtofb

Get the old feelings back, as in rekindle the flame with an ex.
When Lyn said she was going on a vacation with Vicki, I asked if she was going to GTOFB. She laughed. "After this many years as just friends, I don't think so!"
by KKC725 August 24, 2006
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GTFOMB

Acronym used in modern instant messenging. Similiar to "fuck off" or "suck my cock."

GTFOMB = Get The Fuck Off My Balls
Dustin: gu3s5 wh4t d00d
Mike: what?
Dustin: i r0x0r y0u!!!11
Mike: dude, gtfomb
by sykogen420 December 19, 2005
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gtfobisy

1: hey whats good?
2: nothing i'm bout to go chill at home.
3: haha you're such a lame! loser.
4: man gtfobisy bitch
by fbuser November 15, 2009
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gtfobiwya

You really did not come to my house without pinneapples for the 3 time connor. Gtfobiwya
by Lucious benedict November 30, 2016
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