Grundy

The area of skin between a mans scrotum and asshole. Usually used in a threatening statement.

I'm going to punch/kick you in the grundy.

by Dave Williams November 28, 2004

Grundy

Going missing in a brothel for a week, smashing loads of bag before going home and pissing and/or spitting on your family

I fucked up this weekend, done a grundy didn't I

by Reegzie December 14, 2018

Grundy

-noun
1. a short fat person; a person who is wider than they are tall.
2. Slang. a penis that is wider than it is long.

Did you see that chick Jeff brought home last night? That bitch was a grundy.

Wow that guy is an asshole. Its OK - he's probably just pissed about his grundy.

by flikle September 5, 2009

Grundy

Also known as Grundyism. A term to refer to anything, usually from the 1970s that is stale, dingy, dilapidated, and often came in horrible shades of yellow or brown (The actual colours of Urine and Faeces), imitation wood and plastic and came in the forms of hexagon-ish shapes. This term is named after the Grundy TV logo seen in the opening credits of Sons and Daughters for obvious reasons.

The state of that dilapidated, Grundy looking caravan, it deserves burning.

by DirtyHitmanHartley June 13, 2011

Grundy

Slang term for a vagina, pussy.

I'd like a bit of her grundy!

She's got a nice grundy!

Wouldnt mind fucking her grundy

by Billy_-69- May 26, 2008

Grundy

Slang term for an erection.

Originated from the Archie comics character Ms. Grundy who was loved (one way or another) by everyone.

Example 1:
"While slow dancing with Betty, Jughead got a huge grundy."

Example 2:
"Megan Foxxx could give any straight guy a raging grundy."

by Sauceboots April 23, 2010

Grundy

A person who is everyone’s gay best friend and known for having the smallest dick in the group. Someone who you can talk to but you just know that whatever you tell them will be bait for them to slag you off with others.

“Oh, I have never had a gay best friend with a smaller dick than me!”
“You haven’t? Just become friends with Grundy”

by Xx_Sparkle_xX December 11, 2020