Slight spin-off of the creature Grendel from the epic poem Beowulf. Basically, a Grundler is the filthiest beast ever imaginable that lurks in your basement. The Grundler is actually an overweight man and has a rancid beard. The Grundler lurks in the shadows waiting for the opportunity to "bag-and-tag" a helpless victim.
1. The boy ventured into the dark basement to find his favorite toy when he was "sacked" by the Grundler and taken away to the Grundler's cave.
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A genetic condition where an individual is born without a grundle, thus their anus and scrotum/vagina touch each other.
Person 1. "I heard Tyler has grundleitis."
Person 2. "What???"
Person 1. "He was born without a grundle."
Person 2. "What???"
Person 1. "He was born without a grundle."
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A: Ray told me this is the longest saltwater river in North America!
B: Dude, Ray's a Dirty Grundler, there are no saltwater rivers in North America.
B: Dude, Ray's a Dirty Grundler, there are no saltwater rivers in North America.
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a creature that dwells in the dark forests of eldermoon.
very tough and unpredictable.
a creature that dwells in the dark forests of eldermoon.
very tough and unpredictable.
by sourDOUgH January 24, 2004
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Mick Furgn: Vocals
Nick Schweinstegger: Guitar, backup vocals
Max Sven III: Kazoo
Their first album, released in 2006, was called Imagine Shlock, and was recorded on two non-consecutive afternoons.
Mick Furgn: Vocals
Nick Schweinstegger: Guitar, backup vocals
Max Sven III: Kazoo
Their first album, released in 2006, was called Imagine Shlock, and was recorded on two non-consecutive afternoons.
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Guy 1: Man, every time that girl comes back from lunch she has such wonderful grundlefresh breath.
Guy 2: Dude, thats because shes blowing the boss in the hotel across the street.
Guy 1: Ah, that makes sense!
Guy 2: Dude, thats because shes blowing the boss in the hotel across the street.
Guy 1: Ah, that makes sense!
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