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Grumping it

When you skip a tutorial in a video game, and get stuck or lost in something the tutorial taught. A reference to Arin (Egoraptor) of the youtube channel Game Grumps, who would always skip tutorials.
"Bro, you're grumping it! You shouldn't have skipped the tutorial."
"Ah, yeah, I grumped it."
Grumping it by queephlosion December 16, 2020

Grumping off 

Someone in a grumpy mood who intentionally avoids interaction with others as they wallow in their own discontent
Mike got out of the wrong side of the bed today, he's been grumping off in the garage all morning
Grumping off by Quixand August 31, 2017

Grumping off 

Anthony: Dude my girlfriend caught me grumping off and now she thinks im gay!
Grumping off by Puddinboy May 29, 2022

tucan grumping dongered 

the process of getting a large spoon of mayonaise and putting it in your mouth and chewing on it constantly making a irratating chunky mushy noise.
me and jimmy tucan grumping dongered last night it was epic shit.

Game-Grumping 

Playing an incredibly popular video game, often for hundreds of hours, and learning nothing whatsoever.

This can either dramatically lower your enjoyment, or raise it far higher than it should be.
"I just played Blank for the past week! It was so much fun!"
"Nice! What did you think of Story?"
"What? Oh I don't give a shit. I was just Game-Grumping."
Game-Grumping by vertgeburger March 14, 2022

Gumping It 

So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line.
"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it' --so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."