grumptard

A grumpy and retarded person

Channa says Peter is a grumptard all the time

by PitaBread January 20, 2008

Grumper

An especially hot and steamy shit. Grumpers often leave you very sweaty and exhausted. They're mostly taken under less than ideal situations like port-o-johns and bar bathrooms.

Man I was tailgating on Saturday and I had to shit some fierce. I went to the port-o-John and dropped a fiery grumper. My asshole was never the same.

by Alexdlegit March 25, 2017

Grumpitude

One's overall level of grumpiness. Grumpitude, also known as the grumpitude factor or grumpitude quotient is a numerical value, rated on a logarithmic scale similar to that of the richter scale for earthquake magnitude. A grumpitude factor of 6 is 10 times higher than a grumpitude factor of 5.

Whoa man, chill out. You don't need to be exhibiting such levels of grumpitude.

by Z Bomb November 15, 2007

Grumperson Jones

An extremely grumpy, cranky, or unhappy individual.

Watch out, Greg is a Grumperson Jones today!

by Emily Jones-Parker July 28, 2010

Grumpen

The act of being made grumpy.

you talking is beginning to grumpen me

by John Syphilis November 17, 2010

Grumpelstiltskin

A person who is being grumpy.

"urgh, Steve, stop being such a grumpelstiltskin!"

by MrMojo82 February 23, 2010

game grumped

Game Grumped is a term used for when someone, instead of sitting through the tutorial, skips the tutorial and goes through the Game without knowing what they are doing.

"Don't you want to know what to do?"
"Nah, I'm just gonna Game Grump it by not going through the tutorial."
Game Grumping or Game Grumped it is when someone doesn't go through the tutorial of a game.

by A fucking gay bastard August 2, 2018