Ground Beef

When someone is anal fisted, there is a chance that their rectum will stick out. The red, pink tissue looks like ground beef, hince the name.
See: Rosebud

You have some nice ground beef!

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 08, 2017

ground beef

when a mans slong is so big it touches the ground

Zach's ground beef scares me beyond all reason

by catracho21 September 14, 2011

ground beef boy

a middle school boy who eats so much ground beef to get his “gains” and pull some bitches

“did you see the new kid?” “Yeah he’s a ground beef boy”

by Im_gay4u April 18, 2023

Ground Beef Bandit

A man from Minnesota that kidnapped two women and held them in a basement for over two weeks. Whenever the women would deficate, the Ground Beef Bandit would use their feces as ground beef and make spaghetti sauce. The bandit would then feed the spaghetti to the women.

I haven’t seen Jane in two weeks. I hope she wasn’t taken by the ground beef bandit!

by Panda Bear 43 October 16, 2018

Ground beef nipples

When the center of a lady's nip extends to such lengths that it not only shocks the naked eye, it resembles freshly ground beef seeping through the holes of a grinder

That slut has some off-brown ground beef nipples...

by Sly Cooper, esquire January 06, 2019

angel ground beef

Let's say for instance you're in a store, you go to the meat section and ask for 'Angel Ground Beef' this could mean this person may just be in trouble, such as an abusive partner, just like an 'Angel Shot' it's a call for assistance.

~ Angel Ground Beef in a scenario~
Customer: Hi, can i please get some angel ground beef?
Store Clerk: *whispers* Who?
Customer: The guy in the white shirt with the skull on it...
Store Clerk: Let me get my manager, to check if we have in stock
Customer: Ok
Partner: Whats taking so long!?
Customer: They went to see if they had it
Manager: Hi, ma'am can i please accompany you to where it is.
Customer: Sure.

by G4BBYSD!4RYXO September 02, 2022

Ground Beef Poptart

When you shit on a piece of toast and spread it around to look like pop tart frosting

"Did you hear about Joshua?"

"No, what happened?"

"He got dared to eat some ground beef poptarts died."

by UIVsauce January 14, 2021