grouche

The prizewinning standout member in any given group of douchebags. Shortened from "Group Douche" (and yes, every group has one).

See the one on the right who's talking over everyone else and making a big show over his iPhone? Ok, the guy next to him with the popped collar, orange tan and inability to stop "adjusting himself" is obviously the grouche.

by Sheisty McCoy January 22, 2008

Grouch

Anyone who is awoken abruptly by an alarm clock or any other irritation source, that may occur early in the morning especially if it's weekends or holidays. Facial characteristics are:

-Semi closed eyes
-An unpleasant frown
-Facial expression from hell
-(In many cases) Aggressive reaction to the source of irritation.

Parent at 10:30 on a Sunday morning:
-Come on son, time to get up!

Hungover grouch:
-Noooooo. GO AWAY!

Parent:
-Such a GROUCH! GET OUT OF BED!!!

by Another random guy March 21, 2014

The Grouch

Sexual intercourse scenario in which you are inside a stolen city trash bin.

I took her to the dungeon and we did the grouch. It was quite disgusting

by Dirty Moose December 27, 2013

grouch

To fuck someone in a garbage can. "Groucho," a variant of "grouch," means to fuck someone in a garbage can while wearing large glasses and a fake mustache.

The hobo was exhausted after a quick grouch with a hipster.

by RobertMontana May 2, 2010

Grouch

An imaginary tycoon mogul that will own everything in the future. (Books, cars, magazines, recording studios, cellphones, computers, toilet paper etc.)

Yo man, Grouch is the future...theres no stopping it.

by Munnacles December 30, 2008

the grouch

oscar the grouch is old grumpy fuck head but hes really hot and smells like he came from the perfume guys house on tiktok and he has a big throbbing dick

oscar the grouch

by bigbanger1000000 November 16, 2022

Grouch

The act of getting hit in the nuts really really hard. Usually only used when the hit is hard enough to incapacitate the person for more than a minute.

Can also be shouted when someone gets hit in the balls hard in an embarrassing or stupid incident.

"Oh man, when my brother fell off the bike seat the crossbar of the bike grouched him. He might have to go to the doctor."

Tim *to hot chick*: Hey baby, are those things real?
Hot chick kicks Tim in the nuts hard.
Tim *lying on ground holding balls*: UGHHHAUUUGH
Tim's friend: GROUCH!

by pantskick January 18, 2011