Unload the groceries

Deceptive way of saying you are taking a shit.

I'll be online in a few minutes after I unload the groceries.

by GPRetto July 13, 2017

Unload the groceries

1.)-prep. phrase- a polite, and usually deceptive, manner a man has to say that he is busy masturbating to orgasm.

Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.

1. I'll talk to you after I finish Unloading the groceries. 2. I'm going to go unload the groceries.

by Buttfuckme July 24, 2017

eating the booty like groceries

Eating the booty like groceries is when one person licks another person asshole as if they were eating a meal out of the anal cavity using only the tongue.

Jane told her friends "John was eating the booty like groceries."

by SamiiThoo September 12, 2015

Like Groceries

How you eat the booty to get with Jhene Aiko.

Omarion: Damn, I'd do anything to get with Jhene.
Childish Gambino: Nah, man, she make you eat the booty like groceries.
Omarion: Shit, dog, she worth it.

by motherfuckinjthass May 14, 2015

trash some groceries

trash some grocies - eating

Rich go to the store so we can trash some groceries. Man, I'm starvin'.

by TooSick4U April 12, 2007

shouting groceries

The act of throwing up, vomiting, puking, making street pizza. Used in an episode of NCIS, 30 Oct 2007.

Where's Bertha? She went that way, shouting groceries!

by AlstottsNo1Fan November 19, 2007

Groceries

The middle of the booty

He licked the outside of the ass but didnt get the middle where the groceries at.

by One_in_a_universe. Ig April 30, 2015