Goose Waffle

The goose droppings that dry up and fall off the soles of your hiking boots after a walk in the field.

"Who left the goose waffles in the hallway? Everyone check your feet."

by goose_on_a_roof September 19, 2012

Old goosebump arm

Victoria Coren Mitchell

Woosh! Such an old goosebump arm she is

by LittleAlexHorne November 18, 2021

Saddle-goose

A 19th century insult meaning Someone who is so foolish they’d consider putting a saddle on a goose which if you didn’t know, that’s a stupid and arbitrary idea.

“ A fool. Ever tried to saddle a goose? No. Which is exactly the point of this 19th-century slur: that you are as foolish as somebody who'd try something as pointless as putting a saddle on a goose.” -babbel.com

Now listen here you chuckaboo, do not hold disdane for my attractive physique. Perhaps if you groomed yourself more eloquently you would not find yourself a bachelor still. Even more so perhaps the young lady you court will return your correspondence when she tries of the surgeon or magistrate she fancies. SADDLE-GOOSE!

by Djnyancatz November 9, 2020

Goose Button

A button located in the rectal region that when pressed turns you into a goose. Commonly activated during Prostate Examinations.

Doctor, my goose button is looking a bit rusty, care to clean it for me, oh shit, *quack*.

by DankyMcSpanky December 4, 2018

Goose Down

Drip that is associated with wearing Canada Goose.

Ex 1: “Yo, is that shit Goose Down?” “Yeah” “Word”
Ex 2: “Yo, is that shit Goose Down? “No” “Fuck you”

by Goose God November 23, 2019

boiled goose

The official lunch food of old white people at board meetings, hate filled New Yorkers, and residents of old-folk homes. Symbolizes oppression and the constricting restraints of today's society. The only cure for boiled goose related stuffyness is a boombox. But DO NOT turn on the turbo bass.

Did you see the lame spread at that stuffy country club?

Yeah, sauerkraut and boiled goose. gross.

by margoleilaman April 3, 2009

fuck fuck goose

Classic twist of 'Duck duck goose'. Whoever is landed on 'fuck'.. has to run back to the other persons' position - if they are caught up by whoever is 'it' - figure the rest.

Yo, any one up for a sesh of fuck fuck goose (f.f.g)

by kaibai March 1, 2017