Groper in Chief

1. A leader of a nation who sneaks up behind female world leaders and suprises them with unsolicited and inappropriate massages.

2. Specifically, George W. Bush.

George W. Bush earned the title Groper in Chief when he snuck up behind German Chancellor Angela Merkel and grabbed her shoulders.

by jesster79 July 19, 2006

gropalottaya

A disease or illness (usually mentally) when a person constantly or persistently gropes, fondles or touches another person as much, as often and as many places as the can. Tends to be related to copaphelia (cop a feel e ya).

Watch his hands, or his gropalottaya may get the best of you.

by Kokopellisweety January 14, 2021

grandma groper

A disgustingly horney individual who sexually targets women over 60 in an attempt to spread his man champagne all over the place after he has felt up every last inch of the grandma's old, wrinkly, loose skin. GROSS!

That dude's always visiting the nursing home and "volunteering". Fucker must be a nasty grandma groper.

by Goodie June 9, 2005

Groper

someone who touches people in innappropriate ways while they are passed out due to intoxication

Person A-"I have this friend that likes to grope girls when they are passed out. We call him 'The Groper'"
Person B-"And you are friends with this kid??"

by Big J-dizzle May 5, 2003

groper

someone who gropes or touches/grabs people grossly.

Eww...you are such a groper OR:
Stop groping me perv

by tali January 28, 2003

Gropage

massive case of wandering hands. usually to grab your boyfriend/girlfriend's sexual parts (tehe)

mom-i saw you in your room. all under the covers for maximum gropage!

by Bed buddy August 12, 2008

gropers

Used to grope girls, especially when groping is unwanted and unsolicited.

Last night when he was drunk he tried to use his gropers on me.

by Tabby April 25, 2005