When a group of friends find a dead bird (famously a grouse) the day after the night before whilst still relatively intoxicated and decide t'would be a good idea to use it to cause mischief and/or shennanigans. This could involve a good slap or as it should be known a grousin' to an unsuspecting pedestrians face! Alternatively you could dump it in a public urinal or in your flatmates frying pan. It helps if you drive a soft top car with the roof down playing the greatest hits of Justin Bieber and Baby Alice.
Billy Joel: "Shit dude, me and the guys got totally wasted last night and this morning we went for a bit of grousin' like you do."
Steve: "Grousin', what's that?"
Billy Joel: "You know, when you find a dead bird by the side of the road and use it to cause all sorts of crazy mischief!"
Steve: "Dude wtf is wrong with you? I hope you get caught"
Billy Joel: "I really don't know man, I hope we do too otherwise we'll never learn!"
Steve: "Grousin', what's that?"
Billy Joel: "You know, when you find a dead bird by the side of the road and use it to cause all sorts of crazy mischief!"
Steve: "Dude wtf is wrong with you? I hope you get caught"
Billy Joel: "I really don't know man, I hope we do too otherwise we'll never learn!"
by jMiR October 21, 2010
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A name given to someone who:
a) unintentionally makes you laugh with their idiocy
b) has just said something unbelievably dumb
c) accidentally injures themselves often or
d) is just generally a clumsy fool
A name given to someone who:
a) unintentionally makes you laugh with their idiocy
b) has just said something unbelievably dumb
c) accidentally injures themselves often or
d) is just generally a clumsy fool
'Goonus' can be used separately, or as part of a clever celebrity-based pun:
Idiot #1: How do you spell ATM?
Superior Being #1: Could you be more of a goonus?
Idiot #2: *knocks over glass*
Superior Being #2: You are such a goonus! You could be the fourth Goonus Brother (loosely based on Jonas Brothers)!
Idiot #1: How do you spell ATM?
Superior Being #1: Could you be more of a goonus?
Idiot #2: *knocks over glass*
Superior Being #2: You are such a goonus! You could be the fourth Goonus Brother (loosely based on Jonas Brothers)!
by Emile A4 March 12, 2009
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• Goonus
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• grongus
• gronkstick
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Get the granussy mug.To grumble. To bitch. To complain. Many times associated with constant bitching.
To shuck and jive about everything and anything.
Many times the very nature of old men.
Sometimes simply referred to as "grousing".
Also a term used to describe a kid who hangs around all day, like a worthless piece of shit, bitching and moaning about life in general.
To shuck and jive about everything and anything.
Many times the very nature of old men.
Sometimes simply referred to as "grousing".
Also a term used to describe a kid who hangs around all day, like a worthless piece of shit, bitching and moaning about life in general.
Old Charlie "groused about" everything. But one thing he never missed, every single day, was "grousing about" the rising cost of liquor.
Old Charlie would find something new to "grouse about" each day.
Quit your "grousing about" Little Billy or I will kick the shit out of you.
Damn it, Ma, they 'dun raised the cost of likker again.
"You know, Rhett, 'dem women today sure are just trouble."
"Oh, shit fire, Charlie, you old fucking buzzard, quite your damn grousing about."
Old Charlie would find something new to "grouse about" each day.
Quit your "grousing about" Little Billy or I will kick the shit out of you.
Damn it, Ma, they 'dun raised the cost of likker again.
"You know, Rhett, 'dem women today sure are just trouble."
"Oh, shit fire, Charlie, you old fucking buzzard, quite your damn grousing about."
by JackDempsey1947 January 6, 2009
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