The successor to watermelon.
"gross farts, watermelon, Gronkeydonkey, Stinkystonky"
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"hey bro dude dude bro dude dude" "Gronkeydonkey"
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Get the gronkulate mug.Being drug on the ground clinging to an appendage while trying to tackle someone.
Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.
Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.
Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.
Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.
Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.
Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.
by Pats Fans September 9, 2010
Get the Gronked mug.A Gronklet is generally someone that lacks core motor skills and or social skills.
In Australia it is common for the boiz to say "You're a bloody Gronklet mate"
Can also refer to someone that has a small stature
In Australia it is common for the boiz to say "You're a bloody Gronklet mate"
Can also refer to someone that has a small stature
by Mrjordie August 21, 2018
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Get the Rob Gronkowski mug.A super human being. Can have sex with pornstars after a loss in the super bowl. Super good at sports. Excels in the bedroom. Has muscles bigger than Poseidon's penis.
That guy is a total Gronkowski he can play all the sports.
Where were you last night? I was with a Gronkowski, I'm so sore this morning.
That guys muscles make him look like a Gronkowski.
Where were you last night? I was with a Gronkowski, I'm so sore this morning.
That guys muscles make him look like a Gronkowski.
by obesecatdancer December 12, 2013
Get the gronkowski mug.When the famed New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski scores a touchdown and spikes the ball in celebration
Fan #1: Touchdown Gronkowski!!
Fan #2: Here comes The Gronkowski Spike!
Fan #3: The what??
Fan #2: Look it up asshole
Fan #2: Here comes The Gronkowski Spike!
Fan #3: The what??
Fan #2: Look it up asshole
by bostonfan123 January 28, 2012
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