Grumpfungus

Someone who spreads grumpyness like a fungus. Usually a gross, annoying person.

Danielle is such a grumpfungus, seriously she just puts me in such a bad mood.

by GRUMPFUNGUS September 23, 2009

gromper

A gromper is a unseen creature that lives in holes or caves known as "gromper holes." They are typically active at night and low light hours especially in sparcley populated areas. Their activities range from mischievous trickery to the occasional kidnaping and eating of lost travelers.

"Stay away from there, that's a gromper hole if I've ever seen one."

"Don't go outside or a gromper might get you"

by My'vatn May 14, 2017

Grompikidiouse

Grompikidiouse: a commonly used word used for isolating a guy named toddy in a bathroom and and farting in it so much that it will turn the bathroom in to a diy gas chamber that will make any radical neo nazi proud. And make sure to seal any airway and sound isolate the room in case the pesky Anne frank decides to ruin your reputation by writing it down in her diary

David: hey Ernest

Ernsest: what
David: do you want to do grompikidiouse
Ernsest: OF COURSE! but make sure to eat a lot of beans

by Stinky Hitler fart June 11, 2022

gromphlamitator

Louie Cotter A.K.A the biggest drone of them all

Louie you're a gromphlamitator

by drkvnm October 11, 2022

Gromph

A hug tackle. Very similar to glomp but with more emphasis and less rules on how to use it. Often used while chatting online, but also transferrable to real life.

Online:
Ray: *GROMPH*
Dante: haha thanks I needed that

Real life:
"Daaaamn, did you see Samantha gromph him? That shit was hawt as hayell!"

by dante-ray August 3, 2006

Gromp

An adapted version of the glomp, used only on females. To gromp a girl, you glomp her, and feel her up as you do so.

*Mina has entered the room
Dan: Hi, Mina!
*Dan gromps Mina

by Darthemed July 19, 2004

Gromp

grompy gromped gromps

noun
a grumpy cat, alternative for catitude

verb
displaying catitude, act in a grumbling, manner

My cat gromped at me when I didn't feed him on time.

My cat has a resting grompy face.

My cat is such a gromp when her sleep is disturbed.

Kitty has a case of the gromps.

by PseuDamit March 8, 2020