Groated

Combination of gross and bloated, generally associated with menstrual ailments.

I can't go out tonight, I feel groated.

by TwistedPrincess February 20, 2011

groats

Another way of saying "Gross". To be nasty and or disturbing in several ways. (derived from groaty)

"Dag gon, That lady wears the same spandex leggings and jean skirt EVERYDAY of the year..that's groats!"

by Jeff $$ August 30, 2008

groat

Female chin whiskers.

I saw my wife with some tweezers pulling out groats from her chin.

by MiahMorris February 5, 2007

groat

the growth on the elbow which you keep picking at until eventuallt the growth comes off. but what you dont realise is that it grows back.
but stronger and more stealthy than last time. and you pick it off again until it consumes you.
its a great way to spend an afternoon.

id love to do something today but i gotta groat

i cant come into work, ive been groated

for the love of groat

by Disco_Bill February 19, 2004

Groat's syndrome

A physiological condition that renders the sufferer with profound hyperactivity and spasticity... like after drinking 5 cups of coffee. Possibly named after Hall of Fame baseball player Dick Groat.

This little known disease was brought to the mainstream by a complete episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' being devoted to it. We can thank the honorable Larry David for taking a leadership role in bringing awareness to the public so we can raise money to defeat this life-altering disease.

That girl who is playing the piano way too fast and grunts while she's playing must have Groat's syndrome.

Whoa! She just attached the emcee! Yep, she's got it!

by cagedape January 24, 2011

Groats Disease

Groats Disease was named after its discoverer, Dick Groat. It is actually a fictional disorder discussed in “Curb Your Enthusiasm” Season 2 Episode 5 titled “The Thong“.

Groats disease is marked by hyperactivity like after 5 cups of coffee. kathy has groats.

by mrbomangles February 22, 2011

groat my scroat

means anything depend when youre saying it .when annoyed with someone it will mean : oh go fuck off and rub ure moms vigina lips u loser! so thats groat my scroat

when anoyed it means: oh go fuck off and lick ure moms vigina lips u loser!

when in sex it will mean : o yea lick my gootch like that it feels good

and wen drunk and rowdy it means : im looking for a cheap hoocker to bang for tonight anyone know wher i can find one ?

so thats what groat my scroat means

by T,McLeod (Big Mac) February 25, 2010