Shyamalan Groan

The one point in a movie trailer in which everyone watching it gives up all hope in the movie

"Wow, this trailer for 'Devil' actually looks pretty...oh, you have got to be kidding me!"

*Shyamalan Groan*

by The Minn September 22, 2010

Groan and moan

To make your sex partner groan from pain and tiredness, but also moan from the awesome sex you are giving them.

Yo I just made my girl groan and moan so much last night.

by Jacksonson42 March 26, 2018

groan box

groan box is slang from the 1920's for the delightful instrument known as the accordian.

a groan box is certainly not something sexual. It is however the instrument of ultimate ecstasy. The Accordian.

by theultimategroanboxer June 10, 2011

Groan sculpture

1. Another word for feces.

2. A dump requiring considerable effort to excrete, thus the groan.

With a heave, a sigh and a plop, Walter eventually fashioned and sent seaworthy a particularly smelly groan sculpture.

by SimonIVC May 25, 2011

The "Groan And Scroll"

The action that you perform when not commenting on someone's facebook post that you don't know that well and in a sense "turn the other cheek", even though it is completely outlandish and they need to be called out on it.

Facebook status: 'You should read controversial politician name here's new book. Her stance on insert ridiculous political viewpoint here is something that is good for all of society. Praise be to insert a religious reference here!'

At this point... you think about replying, but decide instead to do the "Groan and Scroll" to keep scrolling on to other statuses thinking it's not worth it and better to leave them in their small minded world instead.

by kaisersoze_sf September 14, 2011

Groan gravy

Male ejaculate. Cum

Choke on my Groan Gravy bitch

by Tombaythemist February 23, 2011

sexual groan

for a lady to groan as if in pain when they have sex (usually in pleasure)or when she does it makes the male very horny so horny that he goes even harder and faster and she groans even more!

jon-her sexual groan made me way hard!
makk-oh man! My girlfriend groans so loud the neighbours come round to see if she is ok!
jon-i should get carol to groan for you then we can do a 3 some!

by lik-your-cok-123 October 18, 2009