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Ryan Grindlay

A midget homosexual whose mother has been around so much that he has an approximated amount of 37 siblings around the house. Ryan's oldest brother looks better in heels than their mother. He is so short that whenever he runs across a football pitch, the grass tickles his balls. For a hobby, Ryan enjoys playing with death by enraging a tall Russian individual in every way possible with his catchphrase being "Nah bro who asked".
-"Yo wtf is going on over there??"

-"Don't worry thats just Ryan Grindlay snorting cocaine off of an erect penis"
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grindle gobbler

someone who licks grindles or taints; an asshole or otherwise undesirable person
Man your friend Andre is a real grindle gobbler, huh?
Yeah, he's gay.
by JThungstrom July 10, 2006
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grindle

I have one hairy grindle!
by J June 6, 2003
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Grindle

Noun

a term for a revolting, vile, absolutely awful person who continuously hits on people. some characteristics can include disgusting, selfish, ugly, dumb, and basic.
Alex is the biggest Grindle I know.
by Preacher Anna July 23, 2020
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Trenton grindle

A kid who likes to eat zebra Cakes afterschool from family dollar
Trenton grindle why did you take my zebra cake
by Lil Debbie's husband November 12, 2020
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Trenton grindle

A kid who likes to eat zebra Cakes afterschool from family dollar
Trenton grindle why did you take my zebra cake
by Lil Debbie's husband November 12, 2020
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Grindle

verb- when you use too much saliva rolling a joint, and the glue does not burn at the same rate as the paper, effectively providing an ashtray underneath the doobie for the ensuing ash.

noun a grindle is the joint resullting from grindling
Verb- Oh, Damn , I grindled that fat one!

Noun- Hey pass me that grindle, bogart!
by upsidetheflipside June 20, 2010
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