Gretaphobia

The fear of meeting the band Greta Van Fleet

“Wouldn’t meeting Greta Van Fleet be so cool??”

“Sorry dude, no way. Way too scary for me. I have gretaphobia.”

by emgvf May 6, 2022

dirty Greta

A Dirty Greta is a hot, usually Italian, girl that texts in lowercase and has fear of commitment. She has great style and she is very smart, although she goes for much older guys cause yk, #DaddyIssues.

x: just went on a date with this super cute 45 year old!!

y:“damn you’re such a dirty Greta”

by mipuzzailculo April 18, 2020

Greta Van Fleet

A fucking awesome band that consists of 3 brothers, Josh Kiszka (lead singer), Jake Kiszka (guitarist), Sam Kiszka (bassist), and their friend Danny Wagner (drummer). They're from Frankenmuth, Michigan, and make great music that takes you back to the 70s. They are all in their early 20s and extremely talented. It is only the beginning for them.

Me: Man that new Greta Van Fleet album is awesome
Friend: omg I know I love them

by gayle23 May 10, 2019

Greta

Usually a Brunette and has beautiful eyes. She is very talented, athletic and artsy. Loves nature and animals. Very kind, sweet and loyal. She is average height. Made fun of but stays strong. Greta has many friends and does well in school. She is a Great secret keeper.

Greta will try her hardest and loves animals especially horses!

by Equestrian_4 April 21, 2017

Greta Salpeter

Born Febuary 12, 1988, she Ex-singer/pianist of The Hush Sound, now has a solo career. She is gorgeous and cute and dorky. She is a vegan. She has guest- starred on Forgive Durden's Razia's Shadow concept album. She has worked with musical genius Patrick Stump on THS's second studio album, Like Vines, and multi-talented Brendon Urie on the song, "Don't Wake Me Up".
Greta is talented.
Greta is beautiful.
Greta is dorky.
Greta has a great voice and can play more instruments than you.
LOVE HER.

1. "Wow, Greta Salpeter's voice is just stunning!"
2. "I wish I was Greta Salpeter! Her curls are to die for!"
3. "Greta Salpeter deserves a Grammy."

by Nice Girls Finish First August 28, 2009

greta van fleet

the best band in the history of music

-hey did you hear the new greta van fleet album

-fucking obviously they’re the best band in the history of music

by sammys gurl October 9, 2021

Greta

A fun, stunningly beautiful, sarcastic girl. She is super nice and fiercely loyal to her closest friends. Though somewhat shy at first once she gits to know you her personality blossoms in front of you. Gretas look quiet and innocent from the outside but have a vivacious sexual appetites.

Wow! who is that?
That is Greta, the hardest and best get in the whole school.

by anne6695 June 20, 2011