Greyhound Bus Therapy

A type of “therapy” provided where a person in an official capacity places someone in dire straits on a bus to a distant city instead of offering them the help they need.

They elected to offer him the top of the line treatment given to folks like him; he was released from jail and getting Greyhound Bus Therapy well before sunrise.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 18, 2021

Italian greyhound

The dog to have.

Hey what dog do you have? Italian greyhound! Wow you sure are cool

by Ad0lf_hipsterr June 20, 2013

Greyhound Shuffle

When you receive a Blowjob from your cousin and don't feel too bad about it!

Chris got a greyhound shuffle last weekend!

Niamh k gives greyhound shuffles!

by Bolixy boo June 8, 2014

Greyhound pound

This is like the mile high club, except it's for poor people. It occurs when you bone down in the restroom of a Greyhound bus.

Frank: So how was the trip, I heard you had to take greyhound?
Chuck: It was awesome, you know that fat chick I was talking about?
Frank: Yeah, did you two do the old Greyhound pound?
Chuck: Hell yeah!

by C-Garrr February 9, 2009

greyhound skirt

a very short skirt - so called because it's an inch from the hair(hare)

by Fryster August 12, 2003

greyhound

For people unable to afford quicker and more efficient methods of transportation.

A wonderful way to see the worst parts of many cities across the country.

We rode a greyhound bus because we are too poor for a plane.

by defff April 6, 2011

riding greyhound

sour luck, to be put in a bad position.

Hipster 1: Ever since Todd got laid off, he has been broke.
Hipster 2: Yeah, he's riding greyhound.

by DR. DEL ONE January 24, 2008