Mildred: Gretchen? More like bigass forehead.
Isobel: That makes no sense but i'm going to laugh
Agnes: STOP BULLYING MY GIRLY POP
Gretchen: cries near locker slits wrists hangs screams bashes head on wall
Isobel: That makes no sense but i'm going to laugh
Agnes: STOP BULLYING MY GIRLY POP
Gretchen: cries near locker slits wrists hangs screams bashes head on wall
by emmyandlola December 22, 2022
Diner: Mmmph. What's up with the cake?
Chef: Yeah, sorry about that, I Gretchened it. I forgot the eggs.
Diner: Hm. It's not bad, though.
Chef: Yeah, sorry about that, I Gretchened it. I forgot the eggs.
Diner: Hm. It's not bad, though.
by imppress December 18, 2011
Smart, funny, dorky person that happens to be ML's best buddie forever!!! She loves ice cream at 10 at night and will eat ramen noddles at 3 in the morning.
by Kim_Feona March 08, 2009
Gretchen is a very secretive person who can hide everything she's been told behind a cage , if you know a Gretchen she is a trustworthy sidekick everyone would want as a friend.
by WhatsYourDamageHeather October 31, 2019
An aggressive way of strechin'
by cbsnewsrachelray April 09, 2009
Smart, nice, and funny. If your name is Gretchen you have good friends or will get some soon. Gretchen means pearl.
by GermanRose December 06, 2019
Gretchen is a shy person at first until you get close with her and they will always be there for there friends when they need them.