Gangsta from the East - usually from Hong Kong or any part near South China Sea. Is usually very rich by inheritance and is often seen hangin out in various parts of China Town of a city. Also owns a lot of real estate and is seldom seen without sunglasses. He is always surrounded by wannabe geesters.
by sgandhi September 9, 2008
Get the geester mug.The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.
Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010
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The job a person gets when they wake up every morning, put a gun to their head, but can never summon enough willpower to pull the trigger.
As I entered the store, I was approached by the walmart greeter. Our eyes met for only a moment, but it was enough to see the deep, painful hopelessness in his gaze. Whoever the person he used to be had died long ago, leaving a spent shell, an automaton. An emotionless drone pretending to be a human being. "Good morning." he said to me. In subtext he might as well have said "Please kind stranger, kill me and end my existence, for I have not the strength to do it myself." Pity stayed my hand, and I made a mental note to avoid Walmart at all cost.
by weasel1969 July 6, 2010
Get the walmart greeter mug.Enthusiastic, charming and clever, Gester is good at almost anything he puts his mind to, and can make anyone laugh. Add this to his light and inquisitive personality and he has a lot of sex appeal. He is very friendly and communicative by nature, and this can sometimes be seen as flirtatious
You're one of a kind Gester
by Gmboy June 8, 2021
Get the Gester mug.Lurking around the corner every weekend, a Hurricane Glester is a category 5 storm, which can lead to catastrophic events.
Simply it is when a man consumes too many alcoholic beverages and becomes a hurricane of emotion, destroying anything in his path. Also known to make bad decisions including drunk dialing ex-girlfriends and starting fights with even the most innocent of his friends.
Simply it is when a man consumes too many alcoholic beverages and becomes a hurricane of emotion, destroying anything in his path. Also known to make bad decisions including drunk dialing ex-girlfriends and starting fights with even the most innocent of his friends.
"Man we got Hurricane Glester’d last night. He had 9 too many Date Rapes and ended up losing his wallet, including a drug dealer worthy bank roll. He called his ex-girlfriend 15 times, and urinated in his own apartment. It was later found that he had destroyed his cell phone AGAIN, and had conceived a Glooper, leaving a clear path of the hurricane's destruction behind him."
*By locking your doors you can’t stop a Hurricane Glester, but only hope to contain it.
*By locking your doors you can’t stop a Hurricane Glester, but only hope to contain it.
by DaPacman March 2, 2009
Get the Hurricane Glester mug.pronounced "gress-air", to gresser someone means to briskly walk toward a destination, without giving the slightest fuck about anyone or anything else. A true gresser will not wait for you. He (or she) gives zero shits about whether you are standing next to him or not. Sometimes hilarious, sometimes annoying as shit.
by Kid Kidlyy April 17, 2014
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