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Geekwall

The invisible barrier that sets your geek side apart from your normal self, used to protect other people from seeing your geekiness.

It's the difference between talking about sex and talking about Star Wars.
Joe made sure his geekwall was set, and headed out to the party.
by Aupajo July 20, 2008
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geewally

A sad, lonely boy that gets closest to experiencing real happiness when ruining the possibility of such joy for others. He is universally despised, a sort of demon but without any of the cool horns or tail, just the rejection. He is terrified of human contact of any sort, especially women, and would actively avoid it if that were necessary. In a strange turn of luck, his personality makes that a question that answers itself.
My god, that geewally makes me want to puke up a book about crap.
by Everyone on the Whole Internet January 19, 2008
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greenwalding

The act of misrepresenting a more intelligent person's superior argument, typically on social media in the form of poorly written material under the guise of journalism.
Richard Nixon was fond of greenwalding his opponents. Goebbels was a master of the greenwalder's art. Sam Harris is often greenwalded.
by udprovo April 12, 2016
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greenwash

Political term, meaning a whitewash except over something ecological. A greenwash is when an environmentally destructive corporation or institution gives itself a makeover to make itself look ecologically friendly, without really changing anything. For instance, it embraces green-sounding rhetoric and imagery, produces glossy PR about its supposed environmental initiatives and makes a show of "listening" to opponents, but it doesn't actually abandon the practices which led to its being condemned as being anti-ecological in the first place.
BP's rebranding, including a new logo with a yellow sun on a green background and slogans about looking after the planet, is a classic example of greenwash.
by Andy May 2, 2004
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greenwalding

Intentionally misrepresenting someone's views. Just like fake journalist Glenn Greenwald does.
Jim said that I supported the war in Iraq even though I didn't. He's totally greenwalding me. What an asshole....
by Aaron17583 May 2, 2019
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greenawald

greenawald is a name for a guy who likes his own fathers penis in his asshole.
A: "have you heard of that guy ben?"
B: "yeah its sad that hes a greenawald"
A: "yeahh what a fag"
by john jk September 30, 2010
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greenmail

(FINANCE) when a corporate raider initiates a hostile takeover of an undervalued corporation with the intent of forcing the management to buy him off.

HOW IT WORKS
A corporate raider engaged in greenmail requires a takeover vehicle to launch a hostile takeover. The takeover vehicle is usually another corporation controlled by the raider, although in recent years ESOPs have been used (e.g., Tribune Corp., 2007). The vehicle buys up a lot of shares of the target company's stock on the market, then announces it wants to acquire a controlling interest.

Management opposes the takeover bid. It can (a) challenge the legality of the takeover, (b) adopt a charter that makes it hard for the takeover vehicle to run the company it's proposing to buy (a poison pill), (c) seek another buyer that is more favorable (a white knight), or (d) borrow a ton of money and buy so many shares that the stock price goes up.

The raider makes a tender offer for the shares he doesn't own. If the target picks (c) or (d), then the raider will probably make a huge amount of money when he suddenly dumps all his shares on the market. His tender offer probably started a bidding war with management, driving share prices to something very high.

WHAT CAN GO WRONG
The management can use (a) or (b) successfully, or it can use (e), viz., launch a hostile takeover bid of the target vehicle. The raider can lose of lot of money if a lot of shareholders have accepted his tender offer.
The most successful greenmail practitioner was T. Boone Pickens, who used Mesa Petroleum (now Pioneer Oil) to greenmail six companies. Eventually he was ousted from his own company.
by Sorry, the good guys lost September 4, 2010
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