Jack Greenland is a very sexy and hot man with golden locks of hair and a jawline so defined you can see it from miles away. He is also really cute and is overflowing with charisma.
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"What? That hot sexy man beast who is also incredibly handsome and charming? Of course."
"What? That hot sexy man beast who is also incredibly handsome and charming? Of course."
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Noun. A person without common sense. A moron. Someone who shouldn't be in control because of his lack of common sense.
Example 1: That Greenblatt presented the teller with his ID before robbing the bank.
Example 2: A Greenblatt is running that network. Why else would they cancel that show.
Example 2: A Greenblatt is running that network. Why else would they cancel that show.
by Richard January 5, 2005
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Man: So let's have sex. Woman: I have a headache. Man: Legolas Greenleaf. Woman: OOOOOOoooooo! Hey hunny, I'll be right back. I need to, um, go to the bathroom.
by BilboBaggins January 9, 2004
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LOTR: Fellowship of the Ring grossed $313,364,114, at the U.S. box office, and LOTR: The Two Towers grossed $339,734,454 at the U.S. box office.
A third, and final installment in the Tolkien series, The Return of the King, is set, and highly anticipated for a release date in late December, 2003.
LOTR: Fellowship of the Ring grossed $313,364,114, at the U.S. box office, and LOTR: The Two Towers grossed $339,734,454 at the U.S. box office.
A third, and final installment in the Tolkien series, The Return of the King, is set, and highly anticipated for a release date in late December, 2003.
In the Fellowship of the Ring, Legolas Greenleaf was one of 9 to travel to Mount Doom, and destroy the one ring that had the power to destroy all Middle Earth. Unfortunately, as the power of the ring proved to prevail, the fellowship broke up, and left Frodo Baggins, and his gardener Samwise Gamgee, to travel alone to Mount Doom.
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N.C.V. had me chewing on his scruff until i almost choked on that shit. Im the best at the greenland grass chewer though.
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