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getting greendotted

when someone is on your mind because you always see them “active now” on social media
“Dude, I’m trying not to get distracted by this chick but I keep getting greendotted”
by greendotguy December 20, 2023
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greendog

the greendog penis sucker
by xlisivgene October 2, 2007
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GreenDope

Have you tried that “GreenDope” it’s the bomb!
by MendoDopeBoys October 21, 2018
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Kenjamin Greenbottom

Kenjamin Greenbottom, also known under the alias of KGB, is one of modern day’s most enlightened and spiritually woke philosophical figures. He can be compared to the likes of Aristotle, Plato, and Socrates.
Wow, Kenjamin Greenbottom has spoken again. We must obey his mighty virtue.
by G. Metro January 31, 2021
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Kenjamin Greenbottom

Kenjamin Greenbottom, also known under the alias of KGB, is one of modern day’s most enlightened and spiritually woke philosophical figures. He can be compared to the likes of Aristotle, Plato, and Socrates.
Wow, Kenjamin Greenbottom has spoken again. We must obey his mighty virtue.
by G. Metro January 31, 2021
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Management By Green Dot

When someone manages a work-from-home employee by checking that their status in a chat application like Slack, Microsoft Teams, etc., hasn't shifted from a green dot signifying "Present/Available" to an orange, yellow, or red dot signifying "Away", rather than by measuring things like quality and quantity of work output, whether deliverables are met in a timely fashion, customer satisfaction, etc.

With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.
"My manager totally does management by green dot. I got yelled at for being 'Away' on Slack yesterday morning because I had to spend half an hour on the phone with my kid's school. I'm going to have to get one of those mouse jigglers."
by ImTiredandINeedaNap October 9, 2021
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