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Greenland 

A fake territory supposedly north of Canada. There is no one who has ever met someone from Greenland or any cultural things from Greenland such as clothing or food. When people think they see Greenland on a map it is the government brainwashing them.
Guy 1: did you hear about the news from Greenland?
Guy 2: no what happened

Guy 1: nothing as always because it’s fake

Greenland 

Greenland is an autonomous territory within the Danish Realm and the world's largest island, located between the Arctic and Atlantic oceans, east of the Canadian Arctic Archipelago. Though physiographically a part of the continent of North America, Greenland has been politically and culturally associated with Europe (specifically Norway and Denmark, the colonial powers) for more than a millennium, beginning in 986, The majority of its residents are Inuit, whose ancestors migrated from Alaska through Northern Canada, gradually settling across the island by the 13th century. In the early 17th century, Danish explorers reached Greenland again. To strengthen trading and power, Denmark–Norway affirmed sovereignty over the island. Because of Norway's weak status, it lost sovereignty over Greenland in 1814 when the union was dissolved. Greenland became Danish in 1814 and was fully integrated in the Danish state in 1953 under the Constitution of Denmark. With the Constitution of 1953, the people in Greenland became citizens of Denmark.
Africa is a continent, but Greenland is not.

Greenland 

A large island to the east of Canada, full of Eskimos and run by the Danish.
Who the hell cares about Greenland, anyway?
Greenland by Me August 16, 2003

Greenland 

Used as a substitute for "suicide", due to the fact that Greenland has the highest suicide rate in the world.
I heard Epstein went to Greenland, but everybody knows he didn't.
Greenland by Non urban April 26, 2020

Greenland 

a lie most of it is ice and barely anyone lives here if see a person in Greenland their most likely from the capital also the USA wants it.
Guy 1:I'm from Greenland

Guy 2:You mean Iceland because most of it is ice

Guy 1:nah it's Greenland
Greenland by it.tas.com March 26, 2021

Greenland 

a part of denmark for some reason (NOT ACTULLY GREEN)
Greenland is not green
Greenland by Doctorwho101 November 30, 2021