gleaming

When something is good, looks good or something is happening/going to happen that is good.

Dan - "Found a fiver in my jeans yesterday!"

Oli - "Gleaming!"

by slimjim8927 April 25, 2015

Greasing the flagpole

to jack-off

to stroke your cock until it squirts.

jerking off with lube

i pulled out my favorite stroke book as i was greasing the flagpole.

Nate: i caught Jack greasing the flagpole. ha ha!!!

Phil: yeah, Jack likes greasing the flagpole, i caught him too! The jerk-off!!

by Mister jack Fister January 5, 2009

Greasing Around

The act of absolutely dominating any particular activity, often in such a way that is clearly far beyond all expectation and an individual's perceived skill levels, all the while appearing entirely effortless and natural.

An individual found greasing around can be colloquially known as a "greaser." The act may be called "greasing" for short.

- Spencer: "Man, that math exam killed me."
- William: "Me too. John, how did you do so well? You didn't even study--"
- John: "I was just greasing around!!"

- Nate: "Wait, I'm second on Facebook Tetris now?! How the--"
- Alex: "GREASING!"

by JustAnotherGreaser August 31, 2011

Greasing gio

To rizz up

“Yo you greasing gio?”
“You cooking ngl. You greasing gio?”
Look at slaughter he’s greasing gio”

by johnshlatt January 28, 2023

gremminger

When a girl queefs on her period. Usually resulting in blood all over the woman.

Guy 1: Were you there in Calculus?
Guy 2: No, what happened, bro?
Guy 1: Ashley had the craziest gremminger. She had blood running down her legs.
Guy 2: No way! That's disgusting!
Guy 1: I know, right?

by Jay Zay is Cray October 9, 2012

Quantitative Greasing

When the Federal Reserve say's "OK Working class slaves,,,
Bend over... This will only hurt a little bit"...
But then they put sand and glass in the K-Y jelly (t.m.) When

your not looking.(use your tax dollars to repay junk debt)

First Guy: Did Your retirement account slide loo?

Second Guy: Yea... i got a real Quantitative Greasing!

by scubadoobie November 4, 2010

Gleaming the Cube

Is is American English skateboarding slang for performing well -- what is known in automobile slang as "firing on all cylinders", in tennis slang as "being in the zone", or perhaps in martial arts as having "mind, body, and soul" in harmony.

"I couldn't believe it when he landed that 720 heelflip coming off the half-pipe and went straight back down again - he was really gleaming the cube today!"

by The RoboPimp March 21, 2022