Grave Robber

A man who consistently dates woman likely to die childless in order to avoid dating a woman fit for motherhood, and the responsibility therein.

John could get any girl he wants; but, over the last three years, John has dated different mentally unstable woman at a rate of one per year. John, would never wed or impregnate these woman on a clear mind. The reason John dates these woman is because it allows him to avoid the responsibility of dating a woman of high caliber. He takes pussy from girls destined for the grave, thus John is a Grave Robber.

by CROCROCROCRO September 30, 2011

Grave robber

Someone who steals everyone's sadness and then buries it in their grandmother's grave.

It was a grave situation, so I grave robbed everyone's sadness and buried it in my grandmother's coffin. That rotting wench can deal with it now.

Grave robber.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

grave robber

Removing a dead gerbil, hamster, or even guinea pig from your buddies ass.

After a good feltching, Frank forgot about the hamster in Jeff's ass so he performed a grave robber

by edslee June 25, 2009

Gravenobber

An individual that engages in necrophilia.

"Did you hear about Chris the other day? He was caught was caught bumming a corpse in the cemetery"

"Oh man! He's such a fucking gravenobber!"

by Jimi_K November 27, 2011

Female grave robber

Some one who hits on elderly women for sexual reasons.

That female grave robber is hanging around the senior citizens' bingo hall again,waiting for some horizontal action.

by mugamop April 14, 2023