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grassmonkey

Someone who daily life consist of smoking weed.
Jose is a grassmonkey!
by Ironlvlonkey July 7, 2011
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grassmask

A gas mask fitted with a bong instead of a filter, the purpose being to smoke weed while wearing this mask.
We wandered around until we found a grassmask for sale. Zach and I bought and went home and got blazed as hell!
by Vindikation April 16, 2007
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Glassman

Someone who is very transparent and cannot hide anything
That dude got convicted of a crime because he was so shit at lying, he’s a right glassman
by Sleepdeprived_phoneaddict February 23, 2020
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Rex Grossman

To choke in the clutch, big game, under deadlines. To suck.
You sure did a Rex Grossman on that project Frank; you're fired.
by Mario Bogolavicchi February 13, 2007
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UNWANTED gRAPE and SEXUAL GRASSMENT

When a person persues a celebrity incessantly for a date and doesn't get treated like a princess when it happens.

Hugely exaggerated and unsubstantiated claims from over privelidged females about sexual assault by a men.
Many rape cases are being thrown out of court in the UK now because UNWANTED gRAPE and SEXUAL GRASSMENT are endemic.

Aziz Ansari offered her some wine. “It was white,” Grace said. “I didn’t get to choose and I prefer red, but it was white wine.” She was victim of an unwanted grape . She called Babe.Com and sexually grassed on him.

Adam Sandler unwantedly graped that poor actress. Fortunately she was left unharmed, although she did sexually grass him. It had no affect on his career tho, as it was already finished.
by Captain Trunch January 21, 2018
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Rex Grossman

noun- a very good but highly error-prone quarterback. Tends to throw as many interceptions in a game as he does touchdown passes. If he keeps this up, the Bears will not go too far into the playoffs, let alone the Super Bowl. Don't get me wrong, though- I love the guy to death, but he MUST do better than this.
1.) A 2006 game against the Arizona Cardinals: a pitiful first half performance by Rex Grossman, during which the Cardinals capitalized and got a 20-0 halftime lead. The only things that saved his ass were the Chicago defense, which scored three touchdowns in the second half, and a botched Arizona field goal at the end. Lucky bastard. The Bears barely won 24-23

2.) Another game in 2006 against the Dolphins, who, before the game, were one of the worst teams in the league. Grossman had to have thrown at least three interceptions that game. A terrible performance. The Bears get crushed 31-13

3.) Another 2006 game verse the Patriots. There was less than a minute to go in regulation when Tom Brady throws an interception and the Bears take over with adequate field position. A touchdown on this drive would make Grossman a hero, and what does he do? He throws an interception. Once again, the game is in his hands and he makes a very costly mistake. A sub-par performance for both quarterbacks. The Bears lose 17-13
by Kendrick Winningham December 11, 2006
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Grass Man

An ultimate life form that hunts down human in order to “cut them back”, because the humans cut too much grass so it is time for grass to cut back.
I’m the grass man. I come out, I tract down humans, and cut them back!
by GrassMan(aka:VhappyWagon69) April 15, 2020
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