cheese-grator

When your boner scrapes against the inside of your fly, scraping your foreskin.

O man that girl was so hot she gave me a cheese-grator

by Iacus April 26, 2008

granorexic

A. An older woman who suffers from anorexia.

B. A grandmother who suffers from anorexia.

Usually, the behavior involves vainity or youth obsession. Many also have this disorder out compulsiveness. Usually she will spend time making fatty concoctions to force feed her family (eating fatty grandma type cuisine vicariously through others), but she won't eat any of it more than once every 3 days. She always refuses to go to restaurants, claiming to hate them or that she thinks they are unclean. The reality is because the temptation is too great.

You take your child to see grandma, and she looks all skeletal and haggard, with clothing from "forever 21, " and you start to become concerned that granny is a "granorexic"

by Krisztine June 17, 2007

grantrepreneur

People who exist on and for public subsidies, also known as corporate welfare. They're not business people, they're just good at getting money from government.

That corn ethanol plant can't turn a profit without government grants. It's run by a bunch of grantrepreneurs.

by Harry Seaword September 2, 2009

granorexic

A woman who is so anorexic, she looks about 40 years older than her real age.

Damn that chick is granorexic. Her skin is sagging around her face and she has caves under her eyes.

by AisTorn August 31, 2011

grantar

A stay at home dad, computer addicted

turtle who eats fat pieces of cheese

The grantar is over there

by Lockerboi17 January 2, 2018

granturtledent

A person where their personality is as hard and remorseless as a turtle's shell

blaze thee laze is a granturtledent

by Deniel Henderson March 28, 2019

grantolomogonous

Grantolomogonous: Gigantically amazing; spectacular; big and great

Those fireworks were so grantolomogonous!

by Catlin368D October 12, 2021