Grandfather Clock

A giant public version of that time-telling thing you put on your watch. Side Note: Five times out of ten, it is safe to assume that said grandfather clock that you see probably wasn't your grandfathers.

Why do Grandfather Clocks even exist?

Grandfather Clock by XxLoneWolfxX April 19, 2022

Grandfather-Clock 

When one gets on a table without your pants on, and swing your junk left to right.

I did a Grandfather-Clock to your mom

Grandfather-Clock by FM4k September 7, 2003

Grandfather Clock Syndrome 

Where one's testicles hang so low that they swing between its owner's two legs like the pendulum of a grandfather clock.

Scott: how come we never go to the pool dude?
Jose: I have Grandfather Clock Syndrome

Grandfather Clock Syndrome by nate hawthorn June 29, 2009

stairway in a grandfather clock 

A total upset. One of the biggest surprises you've seen in a long time. Like discovering Ma'am and George had a secret passage to upstairs for Webster, hidden away inside a faux grandfather clock.

"Wait a second. So you're telling me Ivy is a dude???"

"I slid off her pants and...fuck. I think I'm going to be sick again."

"She didn't have a bulge or anything?"

"Nope. Like a fucking stairway in a grandfather clock...ugh...I'm going to hurl again."

stairway in a grandfather clock by pH Balance January 31, 2008

The Grandfather Clock 

When a male of over 65 years old swings his cock back and forth over a young woman's face until he cums. Which is almost always 12:00.

Hey did you hear he gave her the Grandfather Clock?
What time was it when he came?
12

The Grandfather Clock by BIG 80085 March 9, 2010

The Grandfather Clock Jig 

A Diddy, a Dance Move. Promotes Style, Character, Energy

Shut your Mouth, did Giirth just do Dat thing? Yes Siree, The Grandfather Clock Jig is his Wheelhouse Move, recognize yo!

The Grandfather Clock Jig by Bennie BoyTV June 15, 2019

Grandfathercocking

When you hunch over while on the toilet and shake, making your balls sway back and forth, hitting your legs, similar to a grandfather clock, but with your cock (hence the name).

I much do enjoy grandfathercocking, its a nice pastime when you forget your phone in the restroom.

Grandfathercocking by Fortunate_Daughter August 3, 2024