grandfather clock

a big hangy thing that ticks when it swings

A HUGE DICK (swings like a grandfather clock)

by UrbanAsassin69 June 03, 2010

grandfather clock

When your girlfriend won't let you have sex with her because of her period.you then convince her to let you pull out her tampon with your teeth, you then sit on her chest and hold her arms down as you proceed to swing the blood soaked plug over her face like a pendulum

I gave Kristi a grandfather clock today

by brown Charlie August 09, 2008

stairway in a grandfather clock

A total upset. One of the biggest surprises you've seen in a long time. Like discovering Ma'am and George had a secret passage to upstairs for Webster, hidden away inside a faux grandfather clock.

"Wait a second. So you're telling me Ivy is a dude???"

"I slid off her pants and...fuck. I think I'm going to be sick again."

"She didn't have a bulge or anything?"

"Nope. Like a fucking stairway in a grandfather clock...ugh...I'm going to hurl again."

by pH Balance January 31, 2008

Grandfather Clock Syndrome

Where one's testicles hang so low that they swing between its owner's two legs like the pendulum of a grandfather clock.

Scott: how come we never go to the pool dude?
Jose: I have Grandfather Clock Syndrome

by nate hawthorn June 29, 2009

The Grandfather Clock Jig

A Diddy, a Dance Move. Promotes Style, Character, Energy

Shut your Mouth, did Giirth just do Dat thing? Yes Siree, The Grandfather Clock Jig is his Wheelhouse Move, recognize yo!

by Bennie BoyTV June 16, 2019

Grandfather Clock

A giant public version of that time-telling thing you put on your watch. Side Note: Five times out of ten, it is safe to assume that said grandfather clock that you see probably wasn't your grandfathers.

Why do Grandfather Clocks even exist?

by XxLoneWolfxX April 19, 2022