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Grandad Erector

A sight so sexually stimulatin that it could raise the dead.
"Look at that stripper shooting ping-pong balls from her hairy scar, that is a grandad erector."
by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003
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Granddaddy

A kind, hot and/or sometimes sexy sir, (in his 60's and older) with money to spend, often found sporting a Rollie, sponsoring the bottle service and decked down in Phillip Plein's latest. Although you may not necessarily want to take this sir into the bedroom, you certainly wouldn't mind drinking the Dom Perignon in his booth.
Aye, Natalie, quit downing the margarita, and go talk to that granddaddy over there. Round 2 is on the boys!
by accountingbish June 22, 2020
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grandaddy purps

Grandaddy Purps is a purple marijuana strain hailing from the west coast. It is an extremely potent strain and is often used my medicinal users. Smoke responsibly!!!
"that grandaddy purps got tears in my eyes"
by LVilleBlazin July 29, 2006
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Grandad dribbles

"Grandad dribbles" is the term used to describe when one does not shake their penis a sufficient amount of times after urinating, resulting in urine dribbling from the penis and down the individual's leg.
1. Yo man I just had the worst grandad dribbles!
2. You should of shaken more, bro.
by daveWORST February 20, 2011
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grandlad

An absolute LAD who is slightly more advanced in years than your typical 'young LAD'.
- "Check out grandad over there busting out those awesome dance moves."
- "He ain't no grandad, he's a grandLAD!"
by olm34kn April 9, 2012
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ur grandad lesbonad

Worse that ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny all combined.
Ur grandad lesbonad: can be used as a roast capable of inhialating entire solar systems and galaxies.

For example.

Friend: "ur granny tranny"

Me: "ur grandad lesbonad"

Friend: *implodes into a black hole, swallowing the entire planet along with the entire solar system leaving only me to endlessly screech on victory*

Me: (Is all alone now) REEEEEEEE
by The_meme_vult42091169 March 15, 2018
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grandads greenhouse

Weed that isn't weed-chemicalised shit
"Some total wank stain tryed to flog me some grandads greenhouse the other day"
"Isit"
by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008
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