gramping

the act of getting really high and falling asleep at awkward times in a lazy boy in the poze of a grandpa

tyler got sooooo high last night and he totally gramped, he started gramping at like 6 oclock

by Deckland December 23, 2009

Grimming

Backing off from a prearranged 50/50 gamble, a "flip", in an unfair way upon realizing that your chance of winning the flip is below 50%.

A: 100$ flip anyone? All-in regardless of cards
B: Agreed
B: Gets dealt King of Spades, 9 of Clubs
A: Gets dealt 5 of Hearts, 2 of Spades
B: Raises to 100$ and is all-in
A: Folds
B: Huh?
A: Uhh, bad connection
B: Dishonest bastard... Brb making sure everyone knows you're a grimming cheater

by Asdf69-666 August 15, 2009

gramminated

music nominated for a Grammy Award
-slip of the tongue used by Glenn Frey (Eagles) at concert on January 13, 2009

The next song we will perform has been gramminated for this year's number one song of the year.

by Bettymj January 17, 2009

gremminger

When a girl queefs on her period. Usually resulting in blood all over the woman.

Guy 1: Were you there in Calculus?
Guy 2: No, what happened, bro?
Guy 1: Ashley had the craziest gremminger. She had blood running down her legs.
Guy 2: No way! That's disgusting!
Guy 1: I know, right?

by Jay Zay is Cray October 9, 2012

Grumming

The act of grumming involves masturbating while defacating, having a wank while having a shit.

Sam was caught grumming by his mum

by lorenzo30 February 11, 2010

gamming

To have one's penis sucked by a person with no teeth.

An old woman gamming a younger guy. She would be referred to as a 'Gammer'

by Mike Pants September 20, 2006

grammangulation

the condition on the internet resulting from netspeak and leetspeak or 1337sp34k resulting in grammar being so badly mangled that it no longer effectively resembles grammar.

The condition of horror in the heart and mind of a person raised to respect and appreciate good grammar upon encountering thusly mangled grammar.

A lot of chat rooms on AOL and IRC, especially those populated by young kids and/or teenagers, suffer from profound grammangulation.

by Indigo November 11, 2003