Pussy Grains

When a woman is ovulating, the grains of sand left in the bed after intercourse that come from dried cervical mucus.

After I banged my girlfriend her bed was filled with pussy grains.

by Tito Titi December 28, 2018

whole grains

When you "bread" her so good it's wholesome.

Wow you really gave her the whole grains last night!

by jonstevens March 11, 2018

grain of salt

A metaphor used when information or advice should not be taken so seriously.

Peter: I read somewhere that we're going to war with North Korea!!
Mom: Where did you hear that from?
Peter: Someone commented on my Facebook post
Mom: It was probably sarcasm that you clearly missed on. There is definitely tension between the US and North Korea but not enough to go into War over. Take what they said with a grain of salt.

by PLPK Fire April 27, 2017

grained

A term commonly used in the IT industry to describe an outage of a service being caused by the substandard work of a sysadmin.

*Multiple services light up the monitoring board*

"OH FFS who grained it"

by dfg1r07 March 22, 2017

gains goblin

A term used to describe a person or time commitment that interferes with one's potential to cultivate mass.

Yo, kevin be actin like a gains goblin when he wastes my time at the gym.

by Brodin69420 August 26, 2015

Take it with a grain of salt

regard something as exaggerated; believe only part of something.

No matter what that dude says, take it with a grain of salt.

by ATOMINE July 16, 2017

Obtain the Grain

just a way for one, ie. me, to flex on yall with their immaculate use of the english language by speaking as the ones important to society do, its the competent way of saying "lets get that bread"

You: Lets get this bread
I, an intellect: Lets obtain the grain

by awholemess January 9, 2019