Holy Grail

This is when something is everything you've always wanted and you wont stop looking for it.

Craig Skinner is my holy grail.

by weelaurabee September 19, 2018

Grailed

Sexdaily (dyslexic) version of railed.

Grail me baby!

"You know Mhairi?" "Damn, *bites lip* yeah." "She grailed me so hard last night!" "I'm so jealous!!"

by clackiestclacker March 10, 2021

Holy Grail

The cup which Jesus supposedly drank from at the last supper. Monty Python was once sent on a quest to find and retrieve it. They never completed this quest.

BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
LAUNCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your name?
LAUNCELOT: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?
LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite color?
LAUNCELOT: Blue.
BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

by Keegster April 24, 2003

holy grail

The ultimate goal of an occupation, profession, or endeavour.

A cure for AIDS is the holy grail of a number of scientists.

by Darth Ridley December 18, 2006

Hoely Grail

The final frontier of every man's dreams. A vast endless land prospering with loose females; usually under the influence of alcohol or narcotics.

- " Dude, there are so many bitties at this party."
- " My quest for the Hoely Grail is complete!"

by Lukerative March 5, 2012

Holy Grail

the completion of the following sex acts during one day between a committed couple:
handjob/fingering
anal sex
oral sex
intercourse

its purpose to promote wholesomeness through varied expressions of intimacy between two persons

Gabrielle: wanna Holy Grail this weekend?
Mark: oh yes, that sounds wonderful. we do have some weekend plans, though.
Gabrielle: yeah, true, we'll have to work those plans around Holy Grailing.
Mark: we always do!

by a. fort December 3, 2011

Pink Grail

The holy quest that every man or lesbian is on as soon as they start to be attracted to vaginas. This quest will go on even after the grail is attained, for after you get the grail, you find another grail that seems like it would be better suited for your for your particular style of junk giving.

Jacob: you get that chicks pink grail?

Chris: hell yeah, held my junk MIGHTY fine!

by Chris the Fifth March 30, 2008