Gregging

'Gregging' is the process by which an individual masturbates into a hat. Though this is its definition, it can also be used to describe an individual resting his penis in a hat, and/ or using the hat to masturbate. To 'Greg' someone is to steal their headwear, and perform one of these heinous acts using it.

Example 1)
It has commonly been used to make amusing adjustments to songs:
"Gregging,Gregging you... filling up your beret with my penis"

Example 2)
Ray: "Man, what the fuck is up with your hat?"
James: "you wont believe it, Some punk gregged it last night at the party!"
Ray: "Ouch, dont worry about it, weve all been there before"

Example 3)
Mark: "Hey, look at that blokes hat, you want to greg it?"
Bryn: "Hell yeah!, ill go first"
30 minutes later
Man with Hat: "Bollocks"

by Portlypeasent February 26, 2009

gagging for it

When a woman is desperate for sex, she is gagging for it

D-Mac: Fabs, how did your date go last night? She was gagging for it.
Fabs: The ice-cream was good, but I didn't fuck her.

by D-Mac April 22, 2004

Gregging Off

When you masturbate using inanimate objects.

Yesterday I caught my dad gregging off with the dishwasher.

by _GREGG____ November 22, 2017

jiggle-gagging

v. When a party conversation reaches a lull, and instead of a simple pause in dialogue, dance moves are seen usually to background music.
The combination of a lull/lolly-gagging and doing a jig.

As the conversation about Frank's girlfriend slowly dissipated a few of the girls began jiggle-gagging to the Cut Copy track pumping in the other room.

"Wow, that was some great Jiggle-Gagging Simone, way to keep the party alive!"

by Zirksu April 29, 2009

she's gagging for it

she wants my cock!
i think she is attracted to me same as im attracted to her!

"Look at this one then, she wants me to bugger 'er bloody, she does!" "No, she doesn't." "What are you blind in one eye and can't see out the other? She's gagging for it!!!"

by brit in the mouth you arse June 10, 2003

grogging

Chugging an alcoholic drink.

Any other podcast sucks unless you're sitting down with them and grogging.

by Ludvig Nobel May 7, 2019

Gagging

A natural reflex that keeps us from sticking foreign objects down our throats. The sensation is similar to choking. You may experience retching or even vomiting if gagging is prolonged. Happens quite often at the dentist.

I couldn't stop gagging when the doctor stuck a tongue depressor in my mouth.

by Master Tonberry December 7, 2004