The Graduate

The 1967 classic starring Dustin Hoffman, Anne Bancroft, and Katherine Ross. The Graduate is about a recent college graduate (Hoffman) who is seduced by the wife (Bancroft) of his father's business partner, then ends up falling in love with her daughter (Ross). Anne Bancroft's character became one of the most famous characters in movie history, Mrs. Robinson. The popular song "Mrs. Robinson" by Simon and Garfunkel was used in the movie.

It was based on a book by Charles Webb with the same title written in 1963.

The Graduate is one of the best films that came out of the 60's.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?

And here's to you Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know.

by Mikitira July 9, 2006

Graduated from McDonald’s

You could say someone graduated from McDonald’s when he looks and sounds very expert about a topic he is talking about as if he mastered it, even though he cannot back it up.

- Dips are absolutely the worst chest exercise!! They are good at working triceps and lower chest but not the upper chest. Avoid it!!
-Bro graduated from McDonald’s university

by Tony The Beast May 21, 2023

christmas graduate

a student (usually university or college) who drops out at Christmastime when they go back home to visit their parents. Often caused by homesickness, academic failure, unpopularity, or a significant other living back at home.

Person 1: Man, did you hear that George isn't coming back after Christmas?
Person 2: Damn Christmas graduates.

________

Person 1: I need to move out of residence asap. Know of any places available?
Person 2: Wait until January when all the Christmas graduates sublet their apartments.

by allohamorah December 7, 2006

Graduate's Tan

An ugly tan line across the middle of one's forehead resulting from being outside in the blistering sun for several hours while wearing a graduation cap.

Diane: "What's that discoloration on your forehead?"

Jack: "Oh, this? It's my graduate's tan from my college commencement service. It's like my second diploma. Having this is proof that I'm smart!"

by Ralphus Babaganoosh November 7, 2012

Graduate Groupie

A woman, with incredible game, who seeks out male musicians or other celebs in search of a husband. Her sexual skills and beauty tricks the eye of the celebrity and he falls for the 52 fake-out. Marriage or pregnancy is how she traps men.

She is called a "graduate" because her ability to land a man is beyond extraordinary and she has been passed around the entertainment and professional athletic industries. Graduate groupies have PhDs in making men believe they are marriage material.

Super Head is an example of a Graduate Groupie.

by Khari Shabazz November 20, 2010

Gladiate

The act of Gladiating. Performed by Gladiators. May also be an ammusing replacement for words such as "owned".

The Gladiator must gladiate his opponent

"Hey, did you see that guy get hit by that van? He totally got gladiated!"

by Charles Hansen October 1, 2007

law graduate

Someone who just spent at minimum 3 years in literal hell to not even be a lawyer. The law graduate is super smart, but not smart enough to avoid law school. The law graduate gets only minutes to celebrate before studying for the bar exam so that they can hopefully become a lawyer.

Make sure you congratulate the law graduate on their J.D. because they honestly have no idea what they’re doing at this point.

Oh, that’s a law graduate now! Not a lawyer though.

by Lawgraduate April 14, 2019