grabass

verb) when children fight; to grabass (as in inrritatingly poking your sibling)

father to children: STOP YOUR GRABASSIN'!!

by mrz October 14, 2007

grabass

An opportunist; someone displaying greed or hording behavior; stealing

All of those Kazaa kiddies are just a bunch of pilfering grabasses.

I put out the box of old Playboys and my grabass neighbor took da whole damn thang! Sheeyat!

by Slim Shady April 17, 2005

Intellectual Grabass

When two people (especially egotistical smart people) flirt with each other using their intelligence to debate a scholarly issue.

An example of an instance of intellectual grabass would be:

Male professor: "Didn't you think Nietzsche's "Will to Power" was the most influencial work of its day?"

Female professor: "Heavens yes! Foucult, Sarte, and Camus would be utterly unispired without it."

by MLZ November 10, 2006

can of grabass

Elderly, female visitors to National Historic sites frequently open this while having their picture taken with costumed employees of the site. They are often, but not always, from Quebec.

Wow. That elderly lady just opened a can of grabass on me. Dave would have loved it.

by who's he eh? July 29, 2010

Nico Grabass

The biggest warlock you’ll ever meet.

This warlock can’t ride a bike!
Is his name nico grabass?
YEAH!!.

by Queen warlords December 4, 2021

Haji grabass

The act in which middle eastern males grab, touch or snatch each others genitals or butts.

Get back to work! There's no playing Haji grabass when you're supposed to be digging that trench!

by PoweredByMexican July 25, 2010

organized grabass

U.S. Marine Corps term for intramural football games set up in periods of slack to keep the soldiers from having too much idle time.

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Sargeant, there's a hole between mess at 1245 and policing the grounds at 1400. How about a little organized grabass for the men?" -- "Excellent idea, Corporal. Tell Johnston and Greene to ready the football supplies.

by al-in-chgo April 7, 2011