grab bag 

when a girl or gay guy comes over and grabs ur sack and sqeezes it

me and the two sexy girls were playin grab bag

grab bag by Heath Bar April 15, 2004

Grab bag 

The technique pioneered by President Donald J Trump of forcefully grabbing British Prime Minister Teresa May's hand in the full knowledge that he has recently been playing with his testicles and not bothered to wash his hands.

Man 1: "Dude, why is road-kill lid tugging that crone's claw with his baby digits?"

Man 2: "Douche has done a sly grab bag, bro! He's got a sick coin purse!"

Grab bag by BeefTea January 31, 2017

grab-bag baby 

(n.) a baby that could have been fathered by an assortment of men and as such the childs birth father can not be distiguished because of the mothers frequency of coitus during a short time period.

25-50% of Maury guests or really fun spring break/week in vegas. Or, "I don't know who my baby daddy is, and I don't want no grab-bag baby".

grab-bag baby by karma k December 20, 2012

STD Grab Bag 

STD Grab Bag refers to a person who is so promiscuous that he or she has many STD's (sexually transmitted diseases). Like a grab bag that you would get at a birthday as a child you would pull out many wonderful gifts such as: a pencil, pixie stix, stickers, or a puzzle. But with an STD Grab Bag you can pull out: genital warts, syhpillis, chlamydia, or ghonnorea. Yay!

Maggie is an STD Grab Bag; she has slept with every guy in town.

STD Grab Bag by Meghan June 9, 2004

Detroit Grab Bag 

After you have sex with a girl you knock her out and then steal the rims off her car.

I was with this girl the other night and gave her a detroit grab bag, bet she didn't see that coming.

Detroit Grab Bag by jesustittyfuckingchrist April 22, 2009

Texas Grab Bag 

to get a woman pregnant and then four months into said pregnancy, to rip out the fetus and beat the woman over the head with it

"Dude, after she told me she wasn't on the pill, I thought of giving her a texas grab bag, but then realized I'd be a good father to that fetus."

Texas Grab Bag by Ugs October 15, 2006

STD Grab Bag 

A fucking splendid hardcore punk band out of the the Chicago suburbs.

Originally called the 'Target Rats', they decided to change their name and asked the crowd at a show for ideas; STD Grab Bag was the one they went with, and have remained since.

ME: Hey Jesus, let's go to the STD Grab Bag show!

JESUS: Fuck yeah!

STD Grab Bag by Peter December 14, 2004