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grab bag

when a girl or gay guy comes over and grabs ur sack and sqeezes it
me and the two sexy girls were playin grab bag
by Heath Bar April 15, 2004
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Grab bag

The technique pioneered by President Donald J Trump of forcefully grabbing British Prime Minister Teresa May's hand in the full knowledge that he has recently been playing with his testicles and not bothered to wash his hands.
Man 1: "Dude, why is road-kill lid tugging that crone's claw with his baby digits?"

Man 2: "Douche has done a sly grab bag, bro! He's got a sick coin purse!"
by BeefTea January 31, 2017
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grab-bag baby

(n.) a baby that could have been fathered by an assortment of men and as such the childs birth father can not be distiguished because of the mothers frequency of coitus during a short time period.
25-50% of Maury guests or really fun spring break/week in vegas. Or, "I don't know who my baby daddy is, and I don't want no grab-bag baby".
by karma k December 20, 2012
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STD Grab Bag

STD Grab Bag refers to a person who is so promiscuous that he or she has many STD's (sexually transmitted diseases). Like a grab bag that you would get at a birthday as a child you would pull out many wonderful gifts such as: a pencil, pixie stix, stickers, or a puzzle. But with an STD Grab Bag you can pull out: genital warts, syhpillis, chlamydia, or ghonnorea. Yay!
Maggie is an STD Grab Bag; she has slept with every guy in town.
by Meghan June 9, 2004
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Detroit Grab Bag

After you have sex with a girl you knock her out and then steal the rims off her car.
I was with this girl the other night and gave her a detroit grab bag, bet she didn't see that coming.
by jesustittyfuckingchrist April 22, 2009
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Texas Grab Bag

to get a woman pregnant and then four months into said pregnancy, to rip out the fetus and beat the woman over the head with it
"Dude, after she told me she wasn't on the pill, I thought of giving her a texas grab bag, but then realized I'd be a good father to that fetus."
by Ugs October 15, 2006
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STD Grab Bag

A fucking splendid hardcore punk band out of the the Chicago suburbs.

Originally called the 'Target Rats', they decided to change their name and asked the crowd at a show for ideas; STD Grab Bag was the one they went with, and have remained since.
ME: Hey Jesus, let's go to the STD Grab Bag show!

JESUS: Fuck yeah!
by Peter December 14, 2004
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