Golden plunger

Using your morning wood to pierce the crust of your ho-bag's unwashed vag, and then flushing out the left over jizz with last night's Budweiser.

Dude 1: Seriously dude...you slept with Stinky Sally last night? You musta been krunk!
Dude 2: Yah, bro. We both passed out afterwards. I even gave her a golden plunger this morning and did her in the wet spot.

by BongJuice April 11, 2020

Golden Closet Films

The film director pseudonym for Jeon Jungkook (of BTS)
abbreviated as GCF
(golden may refer to Jungkook's role in the group as the 'golden maknae')

"Hey, did you see Golden Closet Films In Tokyo on BangtanTV?"
"Yes! I thought the cinematography was incredible, and he caught Jimin very well."
"I can't wait till he helps to make a music video"

by 천사 유산 November 17, 2017

Golden Cherry

When you really have to pee during sex but cant make it to the toilet so you do it inside her enough to relive yourself but not get caught

Yoooo Matt i had to do a "golden cherry" last night

by MR CD 4RM OM August 5, 2016

golden handcuffs

When you are tethered to a despicable job because of the big money you are paid to do it.

There is no easy removal of the golden handcuffs; you begin to tolerate them almost as if they were not there.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 21, 2018

golden shot

an intentional, lethal dose of heroin, can refer to other downers but most likely heroin

guy 1:hey man can i get some heroin?
guy 2:hell no yo wrist is all cut up
guy 1:so?
guy 2:i ain't givin you no golden shot

by hkjfhjshj February 14, 2012

Goldemort

Nickname of Gary Schofield, CEO of Gaia Online. Named as such because:

1. He flooded Gaia's marketplace with quadrillions of increasingly-useless gold to force everyone into spending real money on the site.
2. Like Voldemort of the Harry Potter series who brings trouble to whoever mentions his name, he bans people for merely mentioning his name and/or suggesting that he be fired.

Voldemort has better long-term thinking on how to make himself immortal. Goldemort has short-term thinking with the "big bang for a buck this second, SALE SALE SALE", and drowning users with announcements and recolors because "buyers demand it", even though Gaia is full of minors who can barely make minimum wage.

In short, don't put Voldemort that low. He has better standards.

by DopamineBaby December 14, 2014

Golden Lost

A expression for when golden has lost in Hoi4 yet again

Bokoen: Golden lost, my eye my eye coctor coctor

by Heizer February 16, 2022