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gotch

crooked, uneven, or asymmetrical, esp. of the eyes
"I could never tell which direction that gotch-eyed Marty Feldman was looking."

Russia's Captain Count Nicholas Pavlovich Ignatieff was known to have a divided left iris, half of which was blue, the other half brown; tortured prisoners were said to have known he enjoyed inflicting pain and cruelty "by the glitter in his gotch eye."

"Last night we drank ourselves completely gotch-eyed."
by spacklepants January 25, 2008
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gotched

(verb or adjective)- the act of skeeting on a woman's face, thus claiming her as your own. Literally refers to the act of skeeting, but can be used in claiming a Woman.
She totally got gotched! That ho is gotched mofucker.
by Jesus Deeran July 26, 2008
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gotch

1 a mix between a gay person and their crotch
2 gay+crotch=gotch

used as an insult an adjective and a noun

created by two berea high school students, all other definitions of this word are fonny
1. OMG quit being such a gotch
2. Wow that was so gotchie of you
3. There are so many gotches here, its a gotchapalooza
by TIM AND SAM ARE AWSOME January 29, 2007
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gotch

1. A mix between Goth and Scotch.
2. A drunk Goth.
Man, that dude is Gotch!
by Ashleigh March 14, 2005
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gotch

To kotch or hang out but in a gay way.
Will was gotching with Ed last night.
by Bis Swah January 25, 2011
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The Gotch's Razor

The philosophical RAZOR that maintains you should never attribute to inebriation which may be adequately explained by monumental imbecility.
Dick Less's latest idiotic post is a textbook example of The Gotch's Razor
by Cornelius Gotchberg December 17, 2018
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gotch me

Justin Timberlake's hat is off the chain. Gotch me?
by Laura Gunn March 11, 2008
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