gorton

gorton, one of manchesters roughest towns, thriving with scallies and a society that will quick enough shit on your grave than arange your funerals. To be a true person from gorton, you have to carry a knife, have the skills to "twok" a car, wear cheap tracksuits and be/ have a girl pregnant at 15. such a wonderfull place! no, realy, i do love it

gorton, no examples, just weed and alchohol abuse all da way

by terra boi fromk da manc bronx October 26, 2007

Gorton Fisherman

An uncircumcised cock that resembles the friendly fisherman

"Oh no..Eddie isn't circumcised...hes got a Gorton Fisherman thing going on girl"

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 13, 2015

gorgio

Irrelevant

Gorgio is an irrelevent bandwagon.

by Shawndietrich April 20, 2018

Gorthos

A Gorthos is a hoopy frood who started life as your average run of the mill super-intelligent human, but slowly evolves in to a super-human in many ways. As a Gorthos ages, he tends to not only maintain his like and ability in all things technical and generally nerdy, he also is able to get dates with attractive yet also slightly geeky nerd-girls. This makes him a diety among fellow nerds and although scorn occasionally rains down upon him from less fortunates, most often his charisma of 18 wins the day, even with decryers.

"I'm worried about little Timmy. He won't play hockey."

"Don't worry dearest, he's a Gorthos."

"True. As are you my sweet. Would you care for more tea?"

"Yes pretty lady. and a hand job please."

"But of course!"

by Bob Goatu October 24, 2008

Gordious

1) Lumpy and large, appearing pumpkin like. Derived from the word 'Gord.'

2) A horrendous misspelling of the word 'gorgeous.'

Look at Justine's face; it's gordious.

by Hinaug the Horrible August 28, 2007

Gorgio rent boy

a man from portsmouth who betrays the law of good music . Normally found working in empty properties, listening to there nonsey gay music . Tends to get through bags and bags of haribo star mix . handing them out to the local kiddies.

Jj is a gorgio rent boy

by Haribo man July 28, 2013

Gorton's Fisherman

What the Islanders wore on their jerseys in the 90's

Jesus Christ those jerseys are horrible, who the hell puts the Gorton's Fisherman on a fucking jersey

by Nickity Nuckity June 7, 2018