gopnik

true slavic male. wears adidas tracksuit and always slav squatting. all men should be gopnik

hey check that gopnik. he is real man

by anucheekibreeki February 16, 2018

Garnik

Garnik is the most wide guy existing, he's very handsome and every boy immediately falls in love with him just by looking at his face. He's a great pilot and will recreate 9/11 with you, so romantic! If you see him don't hesitate and go ask him out ASAP! If your name isn't Felix he will almost guaranteed say yes! But watch out, don't look at him too long because he will run up to you and hit you to the moon and you will be talking to the moon like Bruno Mars.

Aaron: OMG! is that Garnik?!
Felix: Yes, he's so handsome and hot, he almost looks like The Rock!
Aaron: Damn, I'm too nervous to ask him out!
Felix: Don't worry, he only rejects me...

by caye!!!!!!! March 8, 2022

Gopnik

A people from slav countries (mainly eastern, central Europe and Russia) from lower classes. They are like brothers and sisters. Every gopnik is on the same level as the others. They are just enjoying the gift of life with bottle of vodka and hardbass. Originally gopnik was a movement of poor people from Russia, now it's a naming for person from eastern Europe. Everybody is their брат.

What the блин is this gopnik doing?

He is drinking vodka, let's enjoy some hardbass music.

by WilderThaCoolGuy! January 18, 2022

gornistă

Comes from Romanian. This word means a girl who sucks the dick.

Miruna deghizata in gornistă, il intreaba pe Mihai ce s-a-ntamplat.

by trogloditul20 November 10, 2014

gornia

A gornia is a reproductive sexual organ not fully understood by mankind. It was introduced in a crayola drawing in a small French restaurant somewhat recently, and there have been links to certain magicians (esp. those named Brian) who may or may not attend Hogwarts.

Brian spent the night last night, and there was a bit of gornia-action going on.

by briansgornia October 4, 2010

U nan a gopnik

When u nan a poor eastern European road man most likely a slav and gets drunk and wears vodka stained adidas home knit sweaters and makes blin for slav grandsons an insult

M8 Boris u nan a gopnik he reply no u so I kill him and eat with mayonez spoon and cheese grater owo uwu

Another one

You got anymore boom nan

by Jake johnson yep ur m9 June 11, 2018

Gorik

A Shia Labeouf look-a-like that has amazingly soft (ear) hair and an unbelievably cute laugh. A Gorik typically likes to rock out with blue jeans and an argyle sweater, accompanied by a new pair of blister-giving Vans. This specimen tends to walk every where, never accepting any nice gestures from his girlfriend. Gorik's first originated in Glendale, but as the 16th year came by, they decided to relocate to buttfudge Granada Hills. A Gorik tends to enjoy eating El Tapatio and Apple Cobbler, and is infatuated with dancing toy bears dressed as pumpkins that laugh crazily and chant "Happy Halloween!" Almost every Gorik is daignosed with Crackberry syndrome, a disease which causes one to think they are important when they really are not. Gorik's never like to admit when they are wrong, but in those rare times that they do, they don't give in without a fight. But a Gorik is also loveable at times; he can make you laugh no matter what crappy mood you are in, and his hands are the Master of Tickling. Overall, a Gorik is a pupush human being full of spontaneity and fun, and he is the most amazing boyfriend/best friend anyone can ever ask for. The end.

Girl: "Aww man I'm in such a gloomy mood."
Guy: "Why, what's wrong?"
Girl: "I'm not sure, I think I need to spice up my life."
Guy: "Well, I have a suggestion...Why don't you get yourself a Gorik?"
Girl: "Wow! I never thought of that! Thanks Guy!"
Guy: "Anytime...no really, any time (;"

by Dollfaceeeee November 15, 2009