Gorn

A portmanteau for goblin porn, combining the GO from goblin and the ORN from porn.

Nate: Dude where were you today?
Kevin: I stayed up all night man.
Nate: Doing what?
Kevin: Jerking off to Gorn.

by Goblin 6000 March 3, 2022

Gorn

feeling of extreme arousing / sexual excitement, which causes oneself to immediately have the dying need to jack one off, irrespective of the location

Nikki: Hey, did you get my selfie's last night, what'd you think?
John: OMG they got me so GORN I think I cummed in my pants

by KhalidBrah April 16, 2015

Gorn

A simpleton,genetic freak or generally damaged individual.

The Gorns from the T.B.I. hospice always scare the kids trying to sell band candy.

by Rod Fury June 11, 2006

Gorn

A synonym for stupid and occasionally nasty.

Dude, you're so gorn!

or

Girl 1: Are you going out with Kevin
Girl 2: No way, he's so gorn!

by Aireen March 29, 2009

gorning

neologism. abbreviation of "good morning".
for lazy people.
The noun was created by Cehz on 28th of August 2008 in Stockholm, Sweden.

"hello"..... " GORNING!!!"

by Giganecroghei October 18, 2008

Gorne

A medical condition when one reads a book and gets aroused by the word "The" every time it is said.

Kyle First: I was reading that book yesterday and the word "The" came up and it reminded me of Notifika's fine booty I just wanted to tap that, I must have the Gorne syndrom.

by Mrmcbeefy August 14, 2009

gorn

gorn, v: The act of vandalising another person's computer whilst they are absent through lurid messages on their instant messenger and other chat programs (eg. mIRC, DC++), changing desktop backgrounds, and setting internet homepages to give the impression that the user is partial to homoerotic material and has homosexual tendancies. A portmanteau of the words "gay" and "porn". Orginated from Mt Gravatt College, Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia (circa: late 2005).

I just gorned Julz's computer so bad.
Who the fuck just gorned my computer?? They set meatspin as my desktop background!

by <Doc> April 13, 2006