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Gyrosexual

People (mostly named Matthew) who are easily sexually aroused by anything of the colour green
MATTHEW!!! It's not okay to shove whole avocados up your dick hole... you stupid gyrosexual
by Greenfeelsgoodinmyass January 27, 2017
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gyrosexual

When someone has a strong sexual attraction to green things, people, animals, etc...
me: matthew why did you give shrek a blowjob

Matthew: because im a gyrosexual
by ilikegreendick February 21, 2017
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Gregsexual

A person who is only attracted to Greg/Gregory.

This can be either romantically, physically, emotionally, or sexually. Gregsexual people tend to be quick to tell anyone who is not Greg that they are not interested.

Most Gregsexuals will be in a relationship with Greg.
Lucas: Hey wanna go on a date?
Natalie: Sorry, I’m Gregsexual. I only like Greg.
Gregory: She’s with me dude.
by Nice day out, eh? September 7, 2019
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Gyrosexual

A person with the strange sexual attraction to people, things, animals of the colour green
Matthew, you can't shove a green marker up your asshole. YOU STUPID GYROSEXUAL
by Hungryfogreendaddys January 19, 2017
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Gojosexual

yk Gojo Satoru...yes it means the sexuality that only simps for Gojo because he is amazing and has the most scrum-didl-umptious eyes anyone could ever ask for
Person one: "gojo's such a cool character, i really love him"
Person two: "woah are you a gojosexual???"
Person one: "yes..."
Person two: "cool, me too"
by ahahahsjsjsjsjsjsj March 17, 2021
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Gyrosexual

Somebody, (mostly tall blonde weirdos named Matthew) who is sexually attracted to the colour green
Matthew! why the hell did you think it was a good idea to masturbate to our classrooms showing of how the grinch stole Christmas!!.......(sigh) you stupid gyrosexual
by Hard for green January 20, 2017
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greysexual

a person who falls somewhere on the spectrum between allosexual (sexual) and asexual
At the greysexual convention, I met people who only experience sexual attraction very rarely, some who feel sexual attraction but no desire for a sexual relationship, and some people who experience a feeling somewhere in between platonic and sexual. It was a fun day!
by JustToBeQueer May 10, 2015
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